">If u treat her nice she
says"yaar mujhe line de raha hai"
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>If u dont she says"kitna akarta hai"
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>If u dress nicely she says"mujhay impress karna chata hai"
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>If u dont she says "tasteless hai yaar"
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>If u argue with her she says"ziddi hai"
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>If u sit quietly she says"dumb hai"
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>If u act smarter she'll lose her brain as u r insulting her
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>If she acts smarter she think its her right
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>If u dont love her she says"is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkioon k saath chakar
hai"
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>If u love her she says"peechay hi par gayaa hai"
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>If u dont tell her ur prob she says" ur not honest 2 me"
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>If u do tell to her she says "ur a problem child"
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>If u scold her she says "you act like a grandpa giving lecture"
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>If she scolds u she says "Yaar, its becuz i care"
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>If u break a promise she says "she does not trust u any more".
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>If she breaks she says "jan mein majbour thi"
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>If u do good in exams she says "qismat ne saath diya warna tum or good marks"
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>If she gets good marks she says"" its my brain"
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>If u hurt her she says "u r cruel & dont care of my feelings"
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>If she hurts you she replies" u r not understanding"
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>if u r late on date she says"you are just flirting me"
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>if she is late on date she says"sorry janu , majboori thi,samjha kero na"
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>******************** & they still claim that they r not
Hypocrates******************