A SoftWare Engineers daily routine: 8:30AM: wake up 8:45AM: Tough decision; to bath or not. 8:50AM: Have To. 9:15AM: Punch in. 9:20AM: Check Mail. 9:25AM: Check Again just in case... 9:30AM: Since It is already 9:30 wait for tea(9:45AM). 9:45AM: TEA party. 10:00AM: Check Mail. 10:05AM: Check again.can't Believe that no mail has come.Is every body dead or what ? 10:20AM: Sudden feeling of loneliness and desperation turn around to look for some body (Any body) to talk to. 10:30AM: Found a guy testing something.Feel real pity for his pathetic, boring and useless existence. 10:40AM: Sudden urge to get some work done and fast.Start looking for the file.(Can't remember it's name) 11:00AM: Boss summons in his office.Bad sign. 11:30AM: How the hell ! am I suppose to remember everything.Why should I be responsible for everything that goes bad. 11:45AM: Try to locate a scapegoat.No body around. 12:00AM: Mood is really bad decide to postpone work till after lunch. 12:30AM: lunch 1:00PM: Lunch over. 1:10PM: Go for a smoke.Can't even smoke in this god forsaken place. 1:35PM: Back from a smoke.It was good.I even did not pay for the cig.the other chap is so foolish. 1:50PM: Mood is good.Decide to go to cool web sites.Real sleazy thoughts. 2:30PM: Feeling real sleepy after such a mammoth mental effort. 2:45PM: Tea Time. 3:00PM: Chat and discuss with colleague on the bad state of the company.Blame everybody for incompetence and laziness. 4:00PM: A guy from testing comes for help.(Jerk) 4:11PM: Try to look busy. 4:12PM: He is asking for a techn! ical help.(Real jerk). 4:15PM: After really making him beg for help decide to take a look. 4:50PM: No solution found.really angry on the guy for getting myself involved. 4:55PM: Suddenly boss is spotted in the neighbouring area.Try make as much loud noise as possible with some obscure technical jargon thrown in. 5:00PM: Boss has gone back to his den.Coast is clear. 5:05PM: Blame the problem on RnD. 5:10PM: Check mail."Yes" a mail has finally arrived. 5:13PM: It's a silly joke and old too.But it felt good. 5:14PM: a quick dash for gate. 5:15PM: Third in punching out. 5:25PM: Reached Room. 5:26PM: TV on.No worth while program. 8:30PM: Still no worth while program.Every body is getting lazy and Irresponsible what will happen to this world GOD help us. Curse Government and RnD. 8:45PM: Food arrives.Pretty bad and stinking. 8:48PM: Dinner finished. 12:45AM: Today there were really good programs. 1:46AM: Decide to sleep.Tough day ahead.