Mathematical Love Letter
(Sardar Mubashir Khan Gorchani, Rajanpur)
My Dear Linear Equation,
Hi Phi ! Yesterday i saw you in the circle of your friends. My only heart broke
to infinite pieces. The curve of your eye brows, eclipse of cheeks and velocity
of your voice seemed to have divided my senses. But you easily removed me like a
common factor.
I had been in great mathematical unrest because our eyes formed the extreme
point of two parallel straight lines drawn through the median of love.
Throughout the night, I solved the problem geometrically and deduced that you
and me are convergent. A great distance b/w you & me is producing more & more
tendency of love, so it is necessary that we should live together in the same
circle.
As your beauty has crossed my heart's center, so it is now bleeding in curves
upon your ways. If you would formulate my heart, you will get many lovely
geometrical shapes, which are necesary for our loves.
Pay my regards to all your friends specially variables and constants.
Only Yours,
Super Set of Phi