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Husband and Wife SMS


Sender:Ameer umer

Date:19-01-2013

hasband or wife apas me lar rahe thy k un ka bacha kis sy ziyada piyar karta h

Unhun ne chek karny k liye chop kar pathar marny ka socha bacha abu kehta h k ami

unhun ne pathar mara or intezar kia bacha bola kera h kuthi da puthar.

Husband and Wife SMS


Sender:Kashif

Date:17-12-2012

Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
'n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?

Husband- I Won't Have To Pay You,
You'll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)

Husband and Wife SMS


Sender:nazir

Date:14-11-2012

Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye

Husband and Wife SMS


Sender:Nabeel

Date:13-11-2012

Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye

Husband and Wife SMS


Sender:Salman

Date:05-11-2012

A Small Tip For Lifetime:

“Try To Present Yourself That
You Are HAPPY,

Slowly It Becomes
Your Habit
&
Finally It Becomes
Your Character.”
:)

Husband and Wife SMS


Sender:Qasim

Date:18-10-2012

One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.

"An idea,that can change your WIFE''
While real word was(LIFE).

Husband and Wife SMS


Sender:Kiran

Date:11-10-2012

1 bv kali thee aur shohr gora tha.
Sohar 1 din bola k hm 2ono jnti hain.
Bv boli woh kesay.
Sohahr bola .
Ma tumhain dakh kr sbr krta hoon.aur tum mujay dakh k shukar karti ho.

Husband and Wife SMS


Sender:Haris

Date:10-10-2012

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

Husband and Wife SMS


Sender:Asif

Date:06-10-2012

Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun.
Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do. :-)

Husband and Wife SMS


Sender:Moin

Date:04-10-2012

Wife:
Mene suna hai ke Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi.
To aurton ko kya milay ga?
Husband:
Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.

Husband and Wife SMS


Sender:Fauzia

Date:02-10-2012

A famous inspirational speaker said:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: "she was my mother"
A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral: don't copy if u can't paste!

Husband and Wife SMS


Sender:Bushra

Date:20-09-2012

If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..

On the other hand,

If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)

Husband and Wife SMS


Sender:Rashid Lateef

Date:25-08-2012

Wife: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise
Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti!
Husband: Air kaash tum
aisi ringtone hoti jise
main har hafte badal sakta.

Husband and Wife SMS


Sender:Danish Afzal

Date:17-08-2012

Wife to Husband : I don't have any child, I have decided to give all my wealth to some Sadhu..
After hearing this, husband stood up...
Wife : What happened to you, where are you going?

Husband : To become a Sadhu !

Husband and Wife SMS


Sender:Danish Afzal

Date:17-08-2012

A husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house.

Husband and Wife SMS


Sender:Adil

Date:25-04-2012

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

Husband and Wife SMS


Sender:faraz

Date:25-04-2012

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Husband and Wife SMS


Sender:Umer

Date:25-04-2012

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

Husband and Wife SMS


Sender:Sulman Khan

Date:16-04-2012

Wife:"Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main
say aik hain!"

Husband: "dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain...?

Husband and Wife SMS


Sender:Sulman Khan

Date:16-04-2012

Husband: dear tumhari gardan par ajeeb

si cheez hay jise dekh kar khauf aata hay.


Wife:Wo kiya?



Husband:
Tumhara 'moun'...

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