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Sender:Obaid

Date:18-06-2014

friend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?
Dude: You told me to surprise you!

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Sender:Obaid

Date:17-06-2014

20 saal pehle ?Candle light Dinner?
sirf ameer loag kar sakte thay
magar ab pooray mulk ki
awam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai.


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Sender:Tahir

Date:16-06-2014

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a class on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Pappu: No Sir, I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Pappu: My mother will not allow me to go so far!

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Sender:Adnan

Date:13-06-2014

Boy : Can I hold Your Hand !!
Girl :”No”
Boy”Why”??
Girl : Becoz it hurts !!
When you leave it
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Boy :”LOL”i am acting..
she is overacting..:p:p

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Sender:Farhan

Date:12-06-2014

The greatest joke of the millennium.
Teacher -”Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?”
Student -”in Swiss Banks”..:p:p

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Sender:Kabir

Date:11-06-2014

Grl: Call me sweeto
Boy: sweeto
Grl: call me baby
Boy: baby
.
Grl:
O Pagal phone kr menu
Boy: Ohh sorry janu krta hu..:p:p

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Sender:mohd ahmad

Date:10-06-2014

love is china moble No warranty

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Sender:Sharmin

Date:10-06-2014

In Exams, they give me questions which I don't know.
So I give them answers which they don't know!

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Sender:Osama

Date:09-06-2014

Smart answer by a female.
.
On a flight, a guy asked
a beautiful lady sitting next to him.
.
‘Nice perfume…..which one is it?
I want to gift it to my wife..
.
Lady
‘Don’t give her..
some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..:p:p

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Sender:Obaid

Date:09-06-2014

If I were an artist, you would be my picture.
If I were a poet, you would be my inspiration.
If I were an author you would be my story.
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.
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But when it comes to you, I would rather prefer to be a cartoonist!

Funny Sms


Sender:Hamza

Date:06-06-2014

BIVI:
Mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy kahan chupaun? Jahan chupati hun hamara beta chura leta hy.
.
.
Shohar:
Uski Books me chupa do, Wo hath b nhi lgata.

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Sender:Obaid

Date:05-06-2014

"You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere…"

Very Funny :)

Funny Sms


Sender:Danish

Date:04-06-2014

1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.

Smart Boy: Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.

Funny Gilr: Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte

Funny Sms


Sender:Rizwan

Date:03-06-2014

Funny But True

Guns don’t kILL people
Dads with Pretty Daughters
KILL people.

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Sender:Hamza

Date:02-06-2014

At 50k, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 'Tablet' is the costliest addictive drug!
Funny haann!!!

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Sender:Danish

Date:30-05-2014

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
.
Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai

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Sender:Obaid

Date:29-05-2014

Dear Facebook friends,
Please do not post your vacation pictures. This shall help in reducing drama in my household!

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Sender:Ayesha

Date:28-05-2014

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to
BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA

Funny Sms


Sender:Sonia

Date:27-05-2014

The night was dark, the moon was high;
I stopped my car, you wondered why?
I learnt so close, you felt shy.
I uttered those three words...
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.
.
.
I... La... puncture!

Funny Sms


Sender:Danish

Date:26-05-2014

hellow

han
ji
oh
accha
ohho
sorry
wrong
number

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