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Sender:Yasir Malik


Two Guys Are Chatting.. Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.” Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?” Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.” :)

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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can't sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn't knew u had a prescription.

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Never underestimate the power of 3 things:
1. Wife angry for a reason.
2. Wife angry without reason.
3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!

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Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend.
Bunty: Really bad, What did you do?
Pappu: I sent it to her Dad!

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Height of Coolness:
Finishing the paper
Coming out of the exam hall
Having a cold drink
And asking a friend: Dude, which paper was it?

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Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.facebook.com"!

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Single is not a status.
It's a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others!

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Chor yaar tunay koun sa Amal
karna he :-

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Sender:Samir Ayob


However high the sky may be.
However wide the river may be.
However strong the wind may be.
Just remember,

it's none of your business!

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A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's because She changes it more often.

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Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.
Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!

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Husband: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.
Wife: Jao, Ja Kar Bartan Saaf Kar Do.
Husband: Neend Mein Bol Raha Hun, Pagli!

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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The Selfie Cycle:
Take Selfie
Examine Selfie
Get Self Conscious
Erase Selfie
Take Selfie

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Wife: I' m going up-town this afternoon.
Hubby: Shopping?
Wife: No, I won't have time. I just want to get some things I need!

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The original Ebola was African that went to Pakistan and got mutated.
Isne Bola
Usne Bola
Kyon Bola
Kaise Bola
Kahan Bola
Kab Bola
Tu Bola
Wo Bola
Main Nahi Bola
Yeh Bola

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For my wife's birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called 'Ample'.
I just hope she doesn't notice where I scraped off the 'S'!

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Sender:Zamar Khan


Love is a matter of chance;
Matrimony a matter of money;
And divorce a matter of course!

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Son: papa kal school main ek

small get together hai. Chaloge?

Father: Small get together kya hota hai?

Son: Only you me and principa

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Friendship rules

No drama

No excuse

No sorry

No thanx

Don't say I'm busy

Just always say

yar hukm kar tere leye jan B hazir hy

deni nhi wo alag bat hy.:-D:p

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