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Sender:Sadiq

Date:22-09-2014

What is secret of succes?
“by Right Decisions”
How do you make right decisions?
“by Experience”
How do you get experience?
“by Wrong Decision”

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Sender:Shamir

Date:20-09-2014

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These days success of marriage depends upon...
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the speed and accuracy at which you delete your phone's messages!


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Sender:Saira

Date:20-09-2014

Wife: You don't love me any more. When you see me crying now, you don't ask why.
Husband: I'm awfully sorry, my dear, but these questions have already cost me such a lot of money!

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Sender:Tiahira

Date:19-09-2014

I couldn't help but notice that 'awesome' ends with 'me' and 'ugly' starts with 'u'!

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Sender:Minhaj

Date:19-09-2014

The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glances = 1 Smile
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of a glance!

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Sender:Arham

Date:18-09-2014

Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "facebook id"!

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Sender:Shan

Date:17-09-2014

My wife doesn't mind me flirting with other women. She finds their rejection quite entertaining!

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Sender:Aqib

Date:16-09-2014

Importance of thumb- Child use it4sucking.
Illiterate people use it4sign,
Winners4victory & my FANS use it4reading
my sms Oh U too? Crazy Fan

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Sender:fawad

Date:15-09-2014

I Want To ShaRe Everything With U
Ur Sadnes
Ur Happy Moment’
Each & Everything
Every Single 2cond Of The Day
Let’z Start With Ur “Atm Password”.

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Sender:Aqib

Date:13-09-2014

An old lady was sending her family a large Bible.
`Is there anything breakable in this package,M'am?`
"Only the Ten Commandments", she replied tersely!

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Sender:Teiler

Date:12-09-2014

What we learn from cows and buffaloes, It is just impossible to lose weight by eating greens and salads!

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Sender:Minhaj

Date:11-09-2014

Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.
Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!

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Sender:Yasir

Date:10-09-2014

The best feature of iPhone 6 is
that if you hold it upside down
it becomes iPhone 9.

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Sender:Umer

Date:09-09-2014

How was the word WIFE invented?
They took the first two and the last two letters of WILDLIFE and got WIFE!

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Sender:Sadi

Date:09-09-2014

Funny SMS:

Two devils came into my dreams.
They said, "We want to disturb some good person".
I suggest them your name.
They said, "We cannot disturb our boss!"

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Sender:Kamran

Date:08-09-2014

One man was having 350cc Bullet bike. He was not able to talk to his girlfriend while riding on it because of the noise generated by it.
Being fed up, he sold his Bullet bike and bought a 100cc bike.
He soon got married to the same girlfriend. And after a passage of 1 year, he bought a 500cc Bullet!

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Sender:Jigar

Date:08-09-2014

Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers. That's probably the reason mothers cry the most at weddings!

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Sender:Umad

Date:06-09-2014

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

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Sender:Umair

Date:05-09-2014

Behind every successful student, there is a Girlfriend.
But what about a failed student?
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Lots of Girlfriends!

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Sender:Larib

Date:04-09-2014

An 0ld Man S T Shirt Qu0te
I Am N0t 50
I Am 16 With 34 Years 0f
Experience
That S The Attitude.

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