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Funny Sms Messages

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Funny Sms

Apni Wife Ko Pakro Aur Ek Kamray Me Lock Ker Do.

Phir Apny Dog Ko Pakro Aur Dueray Kamray Me Lock Ker Do..

3,4 Ghanton k Baad Dono Kamray Kholo..

Phir Dekho K
Kon Aap Ko Dekh Ker Khush Hota Hai
Aur Kon Kaat Khany Ko Dorta Hai...;-p

(Readers are advised not to try this
at home as these stunts were performed by professionals;
who are now divorced;
and living happily with their dog)... ;-)

Sender:nomi Date:20-09-2016
Funny Sms

1 Educated Banda Gosht ki shop pe (Paaye) lene gya,
Or shopkeeper se Bola:
"Bhai Aapke Paas Qadam hyn??"
.
Shopkeeper b bara naughty tha,
Jldi se bola:

"Paai Jaan Qadam te Muk gaye ne..
2,4 Chalangan Paiyan ne..

Kendy o te paa deyan?...;-p

Sender:afsheen Date:19-09-2016
Funny Sms

Think Big,
Think Smart,
Think Positive,
Think Beautiful,
.
Just Stop?
.
.
.
It’s too long for you.
So,
In short "Just Think About Me”.. ;-p

Hahaha

Sender:abbas Date:19-09-2016
Funny Sms

Kal Ek Aadmi
Sir Muh Lapait ker
Guzar Raha Tha,,
,
,
Logon Ny Bachon Ka
Aghwa Kerny Wala Samajh Ker
Khoob Pitaai Ki..
.
.
Baad Me Pata Chala K
Bechara
,
,
,
,
Shadi K Liye
Facial Kerwa Ker Aaraha Tha.. ;-p ;-)

Sender:zoya Date:17-09-2016
Funny Sms

Ek Admi NAshay me LarkhratY hUay fOOT paTH per JA raha tha.!

PoliceMan nE Roka oR pucha:
Tum Janty hO Me Kon huN?

Sharabi Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha:
NAHI...!
Haan AgaR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara Ghar Kahan hai?
?
TO Me Tumhaien Tumharay Ghar Tak Chhor Aaun ga.. ;-p

Sender:afsheen Date:17-09-2016
Funny Sms

Me ne Paani Me Ek Ka Sikka Dala,,
Aur God Se Ek Pyara Sa Dost Manga,,
,
Mujhe Aap Mil Gaye..
.
Aur Upar Se Awaz Aayi:
"Ek Rupey Me Itna Hi Milta Hai..;-p ;-)

Sender:yusuf Date:16-09-2016
Funny Sms

Wo purani filmo wale Papa


hume kyun nahi milte jo bolte the
.
.
.
Yeh lo blank cheque or dafa ho jao

Meri beti ki zindai se

Sender:fahad Date:09-09-2016
Funny Sms

Boy: "ILY.."

Girl: "Awwww...
I Love You Too FOREVER."

Boy: Stupid !
"I Said, 'I'm Leaving You".. ;-p ;-)

Sender:adeel Date:08-09-2016
Funny Sms

"Watchman" Ko Rakhny se Behtar hai k

Gali K Dono Sides per

"Wi-fi" Lagwa len,,

Larky Gali Me Hi Rahen Gy,

Aur
Raat Bhar Hifazat bhi Rahy Gi..;-p ;-)

Hahahha

Sender:vicky Date:07-09-2016
Funny Sms


Kuch to "DUNIYADARI" rakho.
Kuch to "DOSTI YAARI" rakho.
Call to tusi karte nahi,
SMS hi Jaari rakho,
Varna "MOBILE" Almari vich rakho.. ;-p

Sender:khizar Date:06-09-2016
Funny Sms

Fire Ko Aag Kahte Hen.
Cobra Ko Naag Kahte Hen.
Garden Ko Baagh Kahte Hen.
Or
"Exams" K Time Jo Kaam Na Kare,
Use Dimagh Kahte Hen.. ;-p

Hahahaha

Sender:ishrat Date:06-09-2016
Funny Sms

Ek Kaali Billi Building k
20th Floor se Neechy Gir Rahi Hai,
,
Neechy Khari Sufaid Billi
Usay Dekh Ker Kiya Kahy Gi ??
?

?

?

?

?

?

Answer Is
Meauww Meeauwww :-)

Hahaha

Sender:uzair Date:05-09-2016
Funny Sms

(((β€˜)))
Y
Yeh gulab ka phoool hamari dosti ki nishani hai..Is phool ko kabhi sookhney na dena.
Mobile hamesha paani main rakhna.

Sender:enaya Date:01-09-2016
Funny Sms

Question. Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya auratein?

Ans.Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Me,
Umar Sharif,
Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
Hamza sharif

Sender:tabish Date:01-09-2016
Funny Sms

Inspirational quotes written on truck/buses

Tu lang ja sadi khair ae

English version: you can cross, I will manage πŸ˜› πŸ˜€

Sender:arshiya Date:01-09-2016
Funny Sms

Bivi Shopping List Bana Rahi Thi..

Bivi: Sab Se Pehly Kiya Likhun ??

Shoher: Loan.. ;-p ;-)

Hahhaha

Sender:farzana Date:29-08-2016
Funny Sms

Agar Apse Koi Kahe K Aap
"GOODLOOKING"Ho

"SMART"Ho
Or
"GENIOUS"Ho

To Rakh K Thapper Daina Us Ko....?

Or Kehna.....!
AUGUST K MAHINE MAI APRAIL FOOL BANATA HAI...;-p

Sender:naveed Date:29-08-2016
Funny Sms

Raat ko Kitab Meri Mujhe dekhti rahi,
.
Neend Mujhe Apni orr khenchti rahi,
.
Neend ka Jhonka Mera Mann Moh gaya,
.
Aur Aaj Raat phir ye Genius Bina Padhe So gaya..;-p

Sender:zeerak Date:25-08-2016
Funny Sms

"Kaccha Papad Pakka Papad"
To koi bhi bol leta hai.

Ab Ye Try karo..

Ye Line Fast bolke dikhao tho maano

"A Good Cook Could Cook Good"
.
Hans kya Rahy ho..
Good Good Cud Cud...;-p

Sender:vicky Date:24-08-2016
Funny Sms

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,



Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,



Agar hamesha muskurana ho to

BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA

Sender:amir Date:23-08-2016

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