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Sender:Aina Khan

Date:24-11-2014

World's most dangerous weapons,even deadlier than the Nuclear Bomb:
1. Biwi Ke Aansu!
2. Ami Ki Chappal

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Sender:Shahzaib

Date:21-11-2014

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction... plus a social Media's overreaction!


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Sender:Taha

Date:21-11-2014

A smart husband is one who thinks twice or may be thrice before saying 'Nothing'!

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Sender:Danish Khan

Date:21-11-2014

Unfortunately, our education system does not teach us teamwork.
When we solve our exams in group discussion with others, they call it copying!

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Sender:Amina

Date:20-11-2014

The most 'Sharmnaak' thing these days is to
say...
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that, "I'm not on WhatsApp"..

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Sender:Amir

Date:19-11-2014

GOD is so wise that He never created FRIENDS with price tags.
If He did, it would have been impossible for...
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you... to afford me!

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Sender:Adam

Date:18-11-2014

Kuchh Log...
Itne
Itne
Itne
Itne
Itne
Itne
Itne
Perfect Hote hein Ki Unki Taarif Mein Alfaaz Bhi Kam Pad Jaate Hein!
Jaise ke...
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Aap
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Mujhe Hi Dekh Lo!

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Sender:Shahzaib

Date:17-11-2014

If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, what will you call her?
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Take a Guess....
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MOTHER-BOARD!

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Sender:Aina Khan

Date:14-11-2014

Heart can skip beats for a while;
Memories can be kept in a file;
A desert can replace the Nile;
But nothing can stop a smile.
When your name appears on my mobile!

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Sender:Adam

Date:13-11-2014

I am not old, I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck. Everything made the same noise, 'crrrrrrrrraaaacccck!"
I came to a conclusion, I am not old... I am crispy!

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Sender:Rehan

Date:12-11-2014

A boy with Samsung and girl with iPhone can never be friends!

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Sender:Taha

Date:11-11-2014

How to find the perfect woman in two steps.
1. Marry one!
2. All other women will automatically look perfect!

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Sender:Tahir

Date:11-11-2014

Wife: Suno Na!
Husband: Listen, I am very tense. Office Mein Problems Chal Rahi Hai. Issi Liye Baat Karne Ka Bhi Mood Nahi Hai. Sar Bhi Dard Se Phata Ja Raha Hai. Subah Se Maine Kuchh Bhi Nahi Khaya Hai.
Wife: Hmmm!!! Achha Wo Sab Faltu Bakwaas Chhodo, Yeh Dekho, Meri Nayi Sandals!

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Sender:Humma

Date:10-11-2014

Dear Parents,
If you want to find out where your son/daughter is in the house, simply
"Turn off"
the
"Wi-fi"
and wait!

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Sender:Shahzaib

Date:10-11-2014

Son: Can I go to my friend's house for party?
Dad: Don't ask me. Ask your mom.
Mom: Don't ask me. Ask your dad.
Son: Ye Ghar Hai ya Bank ki Loan Branch?

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Sender:Yasir Malik

Date:08-11-2014

Two Guys Are Chatting.. Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.” Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?” Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.” :)

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Sender:Sameer

Date:07-11-2014

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can't sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn't knew u had a prescription.

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Sender:Raza

Date:05-11-2014

Never underestimate the power of 3 things:
1. Wife angry for a reason.
2. Wife angry without reason.
3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!

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Sender:Tahir

Date:04-11-2014

Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend.
Bunty: Really bad, What did you do?
Pappu: I sent it to her Dad!

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Sender:Umer

Date:03-11-2014

Height of Coolness:
Finishing the paper
Coming out of the exam hall
Having a cold drink
And asking a friend: Dude, which paper was it?

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