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Funny Sms

Jab Me chota tha to Andheray se Dar lagta Tha,

Ab jab Bijli ka Bill dekhta ho to Roshni

Se Dar lagta hai..;-p

Sender:nadia Date:25-03-2016
Funny Sms

Height of Good Luck
,
,
Teacher: Hey you, Stand up And tell Me 2 pronouns
.
Student: Who, Me?
.
Teacher: Very Good Sit-down..:-)

Sender:bilal Date:24-03-2016
Funny Sms

Actor Meera Apna Result Card Dekh Ker:

"Oh Me Fail Ho Gai,
Wo Bhi English Me.
Dispossible."...;-p

Sender:ziyad Date:21-03-2016
Funny Sms

Qasam Se
Ek Sath Sari Ghaltiyan
Yaad Ajati Hen,
,
Jab
,
,
,
,
Ghar walay kehty Hen,
Betho
Tum Se Kuch Baat kerni Hai...;-p:)

Sender:raza Date:19-03-2016
Funny Sms

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

Sender:bilawal Date:17-03-2016
Funny Sms

Boy: Tum WhatsApp Per Ho?

Girl: Nahi Me Ghar per Hun.

Boy: I Mean WhatsApp Use kerti ho?

Girl: Nahi Me Fair & Lovely Use Kerti Hun

Boy: Aray Meri Maa, Tumhen WhatsApp Chalana Ata Hai?

Girl: Nahi, Per Tum Chala Lena,
Me Pichay Beth Jaun gi..;-p

Boy Shocked..;-)

Sender:alishba Date:16-03-2016
Funny Sms

Judge: Tum Ny Maqtool Ko Pani Me Zehar Mila Ker Q Diya?

Mulzim: Janab, Us Ny Khud Kaha Tha K
Aisa Pani Pilao K
Thanda Ho Jaun...;-p

Sender:naeem Date:15-03-2016
Funny Sms

Wife: Q Na Hum Apni Shadi Ki Salgirah per
Dawat K Liye Bakra Zibah Karen?

Husband: Ghalti To Me Ny Ki Hai,
Saza Us Ghareeb Ko Q Den..;-p

Sender:bilawal Date:14-03-2016
Funny Sms

Jailer: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!

Jailer: Q Hans Rahe ho?

Sardar: Me to Uthta hi Subha 9 Baje Hun...;-p

Sender:basharat Date:11-03-2016
Funny Sms

Teacher: Sab se Ziyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai?

Sharab Me? No
Pyar Me? Na
Paise Me? Never

Student: Sab se Ziyada Nasha
.
.
.
.
.
KITAB Me Hota Hai,
Kholte Hi Neend Aa Jati Hai..:-p

Sender:yasir Date:10-03-2016
Funny Sms

Baap: Cigarette, Larkiyan aur Awara Dost
Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hen.

Beta: Abba, Aap ny hi to Kaha Tha,
Jo Dushmano se Dar ker Bhaag Jaye,
,
,
Wo Mard Nahi Hota...;-p:)

Sender:yusrah Date:10-03-2016
Funny Sms

How do I react when I see
someone extremely smart?
I stare and stare and stare &
I smile & smile & when I get tired,
then I put the mirror down.

Sender:zafar Date:09-03-2016
Funny Sms

Wife: Me Aapse Baat nai karungi.

Husband: OK

Wife: Kiya Tum Reason nahi sunna chahte?

Husband: Nahi Me Tumhare Faisle ki Izzat kerta hun...;-p:)

Sender:yumna Date:07-03-2016
Funny Sms

Interviewer: Where were you born?

Sardar: Punjab.

Interviewer: Which part?

Sardar: What which part?
whole body was born in Punjab...;-p

Sender:shafaq Date:07-03-2016
Funny Sms

Larka To "Handsome" Hona Chahiye,,,

"SMART" To Mobile Bhi Hota Hai...;-p

Sender:imran Date:03-03-2016
Funny Sms

Boy: Mujhy Maaf Kerna,
Me ny Tum se Chupaya tha k Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai.

Girl; Aray Koi Baat nahi,
Chalo Aaj Me Tumhen Apny
Bachon se Milwati Hun...;-p:)

Sender:muzna Date:01-03-2016
Funny Sms

Husband: What’s Hypnotism?

Wife: Kisi ko apne Bas Me
kar K us se Man chaha kaam
karwana.

Husband: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi
kehte Hen...;-p

Sender:ghalib Date:01-03-2016
Funny Sms

A Guy was searching these words on Google:
"How to tackle a wife.."
.
.
.
Google Search Result:
"Even We are searching"...:-D

Sender:abbas Date:28-02-2016
Funny Sms

7 Peer Babay Alag Alag Chataai per Bethy thy..

Larka Peer se: BabaJi, MBA ker Liya hai,
Ab Agay Kiya Kerun??
.
.

Baba Dusray Sathi Se:
Ek Aur Chataai Laga Bhai K Liye"...;-p

Sender:naila Date:27-02-2016
Funny Sms

Ye Jo Piyara Sa Chehra Mera Msg Parh Raha Hai,

Yaa RAB,,

Ye Jahan Bhi Rahy,
,
,
,
,

"INSAN" Ban K Rahy..;-)

Aameen..:D

Sender:yusuf Date:26-02-2016
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