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Sender:Umer

Date:09-03-2015

Newly married husband: But you promised at the altar to obey me.
Wife: Of course. I didn't want to make a scene!

Funny Sms


Sender:Yasir

Date:06-03-2015

There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married.
Think different, do different!


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Sender:Poja

Date:05-03-2015

Every class has that one student who is loved by all the teachers;
And is...
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equally hated by all the students!

Funny Sms


Sender:Umer

Date:04-03-2015

Mother: Till what time have you been sleeping?
Kid: Till the time you didn't wake me up!

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Sender:Taha

Date:03-03-2015

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Funny Sms


Sender:Ali

Date:02-03-2015

Biology says - CELL is the fundamental unit of life.
And our generation has taken it too seriously!

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Sender:Ali

Date:28-02-2015

Dieting

Exercise
Exercis
Exerci
Exerc
Exer
Exe
Ex
Extra
Extra Fr
Extra Fries

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Sender:Ali

Date:27-02-2015

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

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Sender:Sila

Date:26-02-2015

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

Funny Sms


Sender:Sami

Date:25-02-2015

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer : what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.

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Sender:Hamza

Date:24-02-2015

Man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Funny Sms


Sender:Khan

Date:23-02-2015

Moments in the life of a HOUSEWIFE:
Most irritating moments - Morning alarms
Most difficult task - To decide menu for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
Most dreadful journey - Way to the Kitchen
Most lovely time - Friends, Music and when kids are at school
Most tragic news - Maid is on holiday
Most wonderful news - When weighing machine says, workout is really working.
Most happy moment - Cash in hand for shopping!

Funny Sms


Sender:Imran

Date:23-02-2015

Seven stages of Life:
0-5 yrs - Everything Spills
06-16 yrs - School Drills
17-25 yrs - Youth's Thrills
26-40 yrs - Pay Bills
41-60 yrs - Get Ill
61-75 yrs - Eat Pills
76 and above = Prepare Will

Funny Sms


Sender:Ali

Date:20-02-2015

Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE

Funny Sms


Sender:Rehan

Date:20-02-2015

A husband and his wife went to court for mutual divorce.
Judge: You have 3 kids. How'll you divide them?
The husband after having a long discussion with his wife said, "Sir, we'll come back next year with one more child`.
And after 9 months... they got twins!

Funny Sms


Sender:Noman

Date:19-02-2015

Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly… ?
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Because
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If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
”Disprin” ;->

Funny Sms


Sender:Hamza Ali

Date:18-02-2015

Friends I’m Collecting
Quaid Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or 1000 Rupees Note

Funny Sms


Sender:Shahzaib

Date:18-02-2015

Pappu: I don't think I deserved zero on this test.
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!

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Sender:Taimor

Date:17-02-2015

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist

Funny Sms


Sender:Sultan

Date:17-02-2015

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

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