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I just met your duplicate.
I swear it was you, I even called your name…
you ignored me and continued to eat Banana and swing on the Tree..

Sender:Rehan Date:03-08-2015
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Serious Conversation with Funny Answers:
1. Principal:” Are You Chewing Gum.. ???
Student:” No, I’m Human Being..
2. Wife:” We Are Having Mother For Dinner Tonight..
Husband:” But Darling, I’m Vegetarian..!! How Can I Eat Her..??
3. Will These Stairs Take Me To The 2nd Floor.. ??
No, You’ll Have To Walk As Well..!!!
4. Girl:” I Have Changed My Mind..!!
Boy:” Thank God, But Does The New One Works

Sender:Eman Date:31-07-2015
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After an accident,
A v.angry Banta : I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no.

Santa Banta Funny Jokes

Sender:Sarim Date:30-07-2015
Funny Sms

My teachers always told me that
if I didn’t study hard enough
I’d end up working at McDonalds.

Well I proved them wrong,
I got a job at KFC today.

Sender:Nazim Date:30-07-2015
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Dont loose hope if you aren’t getting promotion in office.
Remember, Pradyumann is still an ACP and Daya is still an Inspector!!

Even after 17 years service.

That too despite solving all the cases assigned to them. 100 % Performance.

Sender:Aslam Date:30-07-2015
Funny Sms

Boy- i like u..
Girl- hahahaha

Boy- i am serious
Girl- i like u too but as a friend

Boy- bt i really like u.. i love u
Girl- i love u too but as a friend..

Sender:Danish Date:29-07-2015
Funny Sms

Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu..

Sender:Aleem Date:29-07-2015
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She :- Apan SHADI kab Karege?
Me:- Me ENGINEEER hone ke Baad
. She :- Nahi karne ka To Direct Bolna ..

Sender:Eman Date:28-07-2015
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Every husband is a farmer by default.
His survival solely depends on 'Agree'culture!

Sender:Aslam Date:27-07-2015
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Very effective 'Dhamki' by wife during the age of Smart Phones:
Tum Jitna Time Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter Ko Doge;
Mein Utna Time online shopping site per dongi

Sender:Aslam Date:25-07-2015
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When PeOple DrinK AlCoholl,,

Every Says They are Alcoholic..:-(


When I Drink FanTa,,,,,

No One Says I m FanTaStic…

Jalty Hain SuB

Sender:Aleem Date:24-07-2015
Funny Sms

Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,

Sender:Umar Date:23-07-2015
Funny Sms

Q: What do you call a very old ant?
A: An antique!

Sender:Najam Date:21-07-2015
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Boy: You are the sunshine of my life. Without you life's like a dreamy cloud, you are in my heart like a shinning drizzle on dry soil.
Girl: Now go further, I like listening to your weather report!

Sender:Raza Date:20-07-2015
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Boy explaining computer problem to girl on phone :
Boy: my computr pe rightclick kr…
Girl: kia..fir.. 😒
Boy: ab manage pe click kr or device manager khol..
Girl: achha fir 😰😰
Boy: ab upr dekh, kya hai!
Girl: pankha

Sender:Ysir Date:18-07-2015
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Saala Phone Ki Bhi Setting Hai
Par Meri Nahi! :P

Sender:Aleem Date:16-07-2015
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I am so single that for me GF means grandfather!

Sender:Asad Date:15-07-2015
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Teacher - ye kis ke signature h..? "@@@@"
Boy - meri mummy ke...!
Teacher - kya name h tumhari mummy ka..?
Boy- jalebi bai "@@@@"

Sender:Anum Date:15-07-2015
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Husband : Kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se?
Wife : Mall me gai thi, shopping karane.
H : Kya kya liya?
W : Ek hair band aur 45 selfies

Sender:Aleem Date:14-07-2015
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Boy: Tunne Dekha, Us Ladki Mein Itna Attitude Hai.
Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata?
Boy: Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!

Sender:Nazim Date:13-07-2015