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Funny Sms

Colgate se Daant Saaf krne ka,

Pepsodent se Mazboot krne ka,

Babul se Fresh krne ka..

Agar Phir bhi Safed nhi huye to,,
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Bindas HARPIC Use krne ka..;->

Sender:yaseen Date:01-06-2016
Funny Sms

Khan Sahab Jab Aap Exam dene gaye to
Apne saath Plumber ko Q le gaye?

Pathan:
QK Hum ko Information Mili Thi
k Paper Leak ho gaya hai...;-p

Sender:bilal Date:29-05-2016
Funny Sms

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 Tyres of a Vehicle.
.
If 1 Punctures,
The vehicle can`t Move further..


Moral:
Always Keep a SPARE TYRE...;-p

Sender:bilal Date:27-05-2016
Funny Sms

Zamana Bohat hi kharab
ho gya hai,

Her Sawal ka Ulta Jawab
ho gaya hai,

Na Sms na call na hi koi
Miss call,

Her Banda hi Mobile le
ker Nawab ho Gaya Hai...;-p

Sender:Umair Date:25-05-2016
Funny Sms

Garmi Ny Sab Ka Dimagh Kharab Ker Rakha Hai..

Shuker Hai K
Me Theek Hun..:-)

Meri Taraf Se
Aap Sab Ko

EID Mubarak...;-p

Sender:adeel Date:23-05-2016
Funny Sms

1 Larki Qabar par Bethi Thi...

Wahan se Guzarty Huwy Ek Musafir ne Pucha:
Aap ko Dar nahi Lagta Qabristan se?


us ny Bara Hi Khubsoorat Jawab diya:

"Ander Garmi Thi is Liye Bahir Beth gai"..;-p:)

Sender:yumna Date:20-05-2016
Funny Sms

Sardar's Son Was Filling a Form..!

Son: Papa, Mother Tongue Me Kya Likhun..?

Sardar: Likh De,
Very Long And Uncontrolable?...;-)

Sender:arshiya Date:18-05-2016
Funny Sms

Chor: Tumhare Pass jo kuch bhi hai fata fat de do.

Admi:
Bhai Aisa Mat karo,
Agar Me Khali Hath Ghar gaya to
Meri Bivi Mujhe Kacha Chaba jayegi..

Chor:
Agar Me Khali Hath Pohucha to kiya
Meri Bivi Mujhe Tal k Khayegi ??...;-p:)

Sender:affan Date:16-05-2016
Funny Sms

Hazaron Khuwahishen Aisi
K Her Khuwahish Pe Dam Niklay,,

Germi Itni Shadeed Hai,
Plz Ghar se Kam Kam Niklen..:-)

Happy Germi

Sender:ziyad Date:13-05-2016
Funny Sms

Father: What can U do for my Daughter?

Boy: I would Die for Her

Father: I don't like U.

Boy: Why?

Father: I am looking for Someone
Who would Live for Her,
Not Someone who would Just Die and Leave Her Alone.
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Moral:
ZIADA HERO BANNE SE B BEZATI HO JATI HAI..;-p:)

Sender:yusuf Date:12-05-2016
Funny Sms

Bindas Muskurao Kiya Gham Hai,

Zindgi Me Tension Kis ko Kam Hai,

Yaad Karne Wale To Bahut Hai Aapko,

Dil Se Tang Karne Wale To Sirf Hum Hen..:-)

Sender:darakhshan Date:10-05-2016
Funny Sms

A Light Can Replace Dark..

A Success Can Replace Failure..

A Smile Can Replace Pain..

But Nothing Can Replace YOU..
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WHY?
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Defected Piece...;-p:)

Sender:tabish Date:06-05-2016
Funny Sms

Teri Dosti Me
Kuch Aisi Baat Hai,

Her Waqt Teri Yaad
Mere Sath Hai,

Dil Chahta Hai
Tum ko
Tum Se Chura Lun
Per,

Ammi Kehti Hen
Chori Kerna
Buri Baat Hai..;-p

Sender:hina Date:29-04-2016
Funny Sms

Hum Log Hamesha Pakistan Ko Acha Mulk Nahi Samajhty,
Aur
Hamesha Is ki Buraai Me Lagy Rehty Hen..

Halan K "Pakistan"
Duniya Ka Wo Azeem
aur Wahid Mulk Hai,

Jahan

"Me" Rehta hun...;-p

Taaliyaaaaan..

(,")/
<)( Beth Jayen,
,><, Beth Jayen,
Dusron Ko Bhi
Azeem Insan Dekhny Ka Moqa Den...;-)

Sender:tahoor Date:27-04-2016
Funny Sms

Teri adao pe mein vari vari,
Dial 139 for Railway inquiry…।
2. Naa jeene ki aarzoo, naa marne ka khuaaff
The number you are trying is currently switch off..।

Sender:muzna Date:25-04-2016
Funny Sms

Husband: Aaj Sabzi me Namak thora
zayda lag raha hai.

Wife: Namak Barabar hai.
Sabzi Hi Thori kam thi..;-p

Wife is Always Right..

Sender:ramsha Date:20-04-2016
Funny Sms

If King asks me \”what do u want?
\”Million dollars or a true friend\” !
I will choose,
\”Million dollars\”
Be practical Yaaar !
mil k uraein gy

Sender:ziyad Date:15-04-2016
Funny Sms

Teacher: Pani ka Formula batao?

Pathan: H2MgClNaClHNO3

Teacher: Stupid, Ye kiya hai?

Pathan: Miss, Ye Selaab ka Pani hai..;-p

Sender:adeel Date:15-04-2016
Funny Sms

Mujhko Mulk ki Ghareebi ka

Sahi Ehsaas to Tab hua
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Jab,
Motor Cycle saaf karne ka
Kapra Bhi
Koi
Chura Ker le Gaya..;-p

Sender:hamza Date:13-04-2016
Funny Sms

Kisi ki BeWafai Ka
Kiya Ye Kam Proof Hai,,

Aap Ka Matlooba Number
Dusri Line Per Masroof Hai..;p

Sender:rehan Date:12-04-2016
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