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Funny Sms Messages

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Funny Sms

Jo Tum Ko Ho Pasand
Wohi Baat Karen Gy,

Tum Din Ko Agar Raat Kaho
Raat Kahen Gy.

Suraj ko Agar Chand Kaho
Chand Kahen Gy.
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QK,
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Ammi Kehti Hen,
Paglon Se
Behas Nahi Kerni Chahiye...;-p

Sender:saima Date:09-04-2016
Funny Sms

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,
You should Know what you are,

And once You Know what you are,
Mental Hospital is not So Far..;-p

Sender:ghazal Date:08-04-2016
Funny Sms

Classical Insult:

"I Love Your Smile bcoz,,
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My Favorite Colour is "YELLOW"..;-p:)

Sender:tabish Date:07-04-2016
Funny Sms

Kubsoorat Si Aankhen,
Masoom Sa Chehra,
Mithi Si Aawaz,
Piyara Sa Ikhlaaq,
Khush Mizaj Andaz,

Ye To Hui
Meri Baat,,

Aur
Sunao
Kese Ho Aap..;-p

Sender:adeel Date:06-04-2016
Funny Sms

kal Achanak wi-fi ka signal band ho gaya, fir kuchh chhanbin karne par pata chala ki.....
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padosi ne bill nahi bhara. Duniyan me bhi kaise kaise kangal aur Gair Jimmedar logg bhare pade hai.
Pura Din kharab ho gaya yaar.....

Sender:saleem Date:04-04-2016
Funny Sms

Khubsoorat Akhlaaq
Hazaron Musibton
Se
Nijaat Dilata Hai,,

Magar,

Bivi Se Nahi..;-p

Sender:raza Date:04-04-2016
Funny Sms

Mathematics and Women r similar
as
They both are complicated but,

Maths is better since it has Logic at least..;-)

Sender:eshaal Date:01-04-2016
Funny Sms

Ek Lahori Ka Beta Parhaai Me Bilkul Daffor Tha.

Us ny Apny Baap Se Kaha:
Abba, Me ny Agay Nai Parhna,
Meri Shadi Kerwa Do.

Baap:
Puttar Teri Marzi,
Ya Aenj Rul,
Ya O'nj Rul..;-p

Sender:yusuf Date:30-03-2016
Funny Sms

Husband: Mere Seeny Me Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai,
Jaldi Se Ambulance Ke Liye Call Lagao..

Wife: Haan, Lagati Hun,
Apne Mobile/Smartphone Ka Password Batao.

Husband: Rehne Do,
Ab Thora Theek Lag Raha Hai...;-p:)

Sender:ghazal Date:29-03-2016
Funny Sms

Mere Mehboob K Chehray Per Daany Nikal Aye Hen,,

Pehly Hi Wo Chand Tha,

Ab Sitaray Bhi Nikal Aye Hen...;-)

Sender:hira Date:28-03-2016
Funny Sms

Every address in Pakistan ends with

Wahan ja ker kisi se bhi puch lena

Wo bata dega

Sender:moiz Date:26-03-2016
Funny Sms

Jab Me chota tha to Andheray se Dar lagta Tha,

Ab jab Bijli ka Bill dekhta ho to Roshni

Se Dar lagta hai..;-p

Sender:nadia Date:25-03-2016
Funny Sms

Height of Good Luck
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Teacher: Hey you, Stand up And tell Me 2 pronouns
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Student: Who, Me?
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Teacher: Very Good Sit-down..:-)

Sender:bilal Date:24-03-2016
Funny Sms

Actor Meera Apna Result Card Dekh Ker:

"Oh Me Fail Ho Gai,
Wo Bhi English Me.
Dispossible."...;-p

Sender:ziyad Date:21-03-2016
Funny Sms

Qasam Se
Ek Sath Sari Ghaltiyan
Yaad Ajati Hen,
,
Jab
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Ghar walay kehty Hen,
Betho
Tum Se Kuch Baat kerni Hai...;-p:)

Sender:raza Date:19-03-2016
Funny Sms

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

Sender:bilawal Date:17-03-2016
Funny Sms

Boy: Tum WhatsApp Per Ho?

Girl: Nahi Me Ghar per Hun.

Boy: I Mean WhatsApp Use kerti ho?

Girl: Nahi Me Fair & Lovely Use Kerti Hun

Boy: Aray Meri Maa, Tumhen WhatsApp Chalana Ata Hai?

Girl: Nahi, Per Tum Chala Lena,
Me Pichay Beth Jaun gi..;-p

Boy Shocked..;-)

Sender:alishba Date:16-03-2016
Funny Sms

Judge: Tum Ny Maqtool Ko Pani Me Zehar Mila Ker Q Diya?

Mulzim: Janab, Us Ny Khud Kaha Tha K
Aisa Pani Pilao K
Thanda Ho Jaun...;-p

Sender:naeem Date:15-03-2016
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Wife: Q Na Hum Apni Shadi Ki Salgirah per
Dawat K Liye Bakra Zibah Karen?

Husband: Ghalti To Me Ny Ki Hai,
Saza Us Ghareeb Ko Q Den..;-p

Sender:bilawal Date:14-03-2016
Funny Sms

Jailer: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!

Jailer: Q Hans Rahe ho?

Sardar: Me to Uthta hi Subha 9 Baje Hun...;-p

Sender:basharat Date:11-03-2016
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