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Funny Sms Messages

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Funny Sms

Current se Bhi Bara Jhatka,

Insaan Ko Tab Lagta Hai,

Jab Usay Pata Chalay,
K Wo

Baghair Package k

"Mobile Data Net"
Use Ker Raha hai...;-p:0

Sender:abeer Date:14-01-2016
Funny Sms

Great people talk about things…
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Small people talk about other people…
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And legends never talk –
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they send MESSAGES!!! LOLX

Sender:afifa Date:13-01-2016
Funny Sms

Ek Murghi Ko Qatal Karen,

Oil Me Usay Ghusal Den,

Phir Dahi Ka Sufaid Kafan Den,

Shan Masalay se Khushboo ki Dhuni Den,

Is k Baad Chawal me Is ki Qabar Banaen,

Jab Tayyar Ho Jaye To Phir Mujh Ko Dawat Den,

Ta k Is Ki Maghfirat Ki Dua Ki Ja Sake..:)

Sender:naila Date:12-01-2016
Funny Sms

Thori Thori Hi Sahi,
Magar Baaten to Kiya Kero,,

"Dost",

Chup Rehty Ho To
Aqalmand se Lagty Ho..:-p

Hahaha

Sender:naveena Date:11-01-2016
Funny Sms

How do I react when I see
someone extreeeemly smart?
I stare and stare and stare &
I smile & smile & when I get tired,
then I put the mirror down.

Sender:khizar Date:11-01-2016
Funny Sms

Mareez: Doctor Sahab, Aap ny jo Dawa Likh ker di thi,
Wo to Kahin nahi mili,
Pura Shehar Chhan mara hai..

Doctor: Ohooo,
Dawai to me Likhna hi Bhool gaya tha,
Ye to Mere Signature hen..;-p:-0

Sender:ali Date:09-01-2016
Funny Sms

Meri Harkaton ko Yehi Soch ker Muaaf ker Dena,

"Dosto",,

K Tum "Mera" Kuch bhi nahi Bigaar sakty..;-p

Hahaha

Sender:mirza Date:08-01-2016
Funny Sms

Teacher: 2 Aur 2 Kitny Hoty Hen??

Pappu: 2 Aur 2, 5 Hoty hen.

Teacher: Wo Kese??

Pappu: Ghalti Se...:-)

Sender:maheen Date:06-01-2016
Funny Sms

Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal
Wah wah wah
meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal
wah wah wah
me jo b likh doon ghor se parhtay hain pagal ...

Sender:ayesha Date:06-01-2016
Funny Sms

Ek Admi ko Ala-Din ka Chiragh mila.
Usay Ragra to us me se Jin nikla aur bola:
"Kiya Hukum Hai Mere Aqa"

Admi: Pakistan se America tak Sarak bana do.

Jin: Bohat hi Mushkil hai, Koi Asan kaam bataen.

Admi: Meri Bivi ko Mera Fermabardar bana do.

Jin: Sarak Single banani hai k Double...;-)

Sender:minhaj Date:04-01-2016
Funny Sms

Phaty Purany Kapron me Malboos Ek Admi
Ghabraya huwa Kabaariye ki Dukan me
Dakhil huwa aur
Jaib se Revolver Nikal ker Bola:
"Jo Kuch Tumhary Paas Hai Nikal Ker Rakh Do."

Kabaariya: Is Revolver k 500 Rupy dun ga.

Admi: Theek Hai..;p

Sender:ifra Date:03-01-2016
Funny Sms

Gas ki Load shedding per
Murgha bhi Handi se Nikal ker Ab kehta hai,

Behan ji,

Gas Nahi Thi to

Itni Sardi me Meri Wardi Q Utari...:-p:)

Sender:Tufail

Sender:Atiq Date:02-01-2016
Funny Sms

Jin logon ka Khayal hai k
Paison se Aapki
Zindagi me
Khushiyan nahi aa saktin
wo
Apny paisy
Mere Account me
Trasnfer ker sakty hen...;-p

Shukriya

Sender:johny Date:01-01-2016
Funny Sms

Gas ki Load shedding per
Murgha bhi Handi se Nikal ker Ab kehta hai,

Behan ji,

Gas Nahi Thi to

Itni Sardi me Meri Wardi Q Utari...:-p:)

Sender:Tufail Date:01-01-2016
Funny Sms

Kal me ny 2 Logon ko BeWaqoof Banaya,

Pucho Kese?

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,

?

,

Bilkul Aisay Hi..;p

Ab 3 Ho Gaye,

Hahaha..:-)

Sender:raem Date:30-12-2015
Funny Sms

Tujy yaad krty krty itni Door
Nikal ay hain ky Ab Bashir Rishky
Wala be Wapci Ka 2 Hazar Mang Raha hy..!! 😀

Sender:talha Date:29-12-2015
Funny Sms

Ek Khargosh Bomb le ker Zoo me Ghus Gaya Aur Awaz lagai:
"Tum Sab k Paas Ek Minute hai Yahan se Nikalny k liye"

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Kachuwa Bola: Wah ustaad Wah,

Seedhi Tarha keh na K
,
Me Hi Target Hun...:-p

Sender:hamza Date:28-12-2015
Funny Sms

Winter Shayeri..

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Baghair Kambal K So Rahy Thy
Mehmood Aur Ayaaz,
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,
,
Wah Wah
,
,
,
,
,
Baghair Kambal K So Rahy Thy
Mehmood Aur Ayaaz!!

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Full Speed me Pankha Khol k
Bhaag Gaya FARAZ..:p

Wah wah wah..

Mehfil loot Li Zaalim.:-)

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Sender:arshad Date:27-12-2015
Funny Sms

Bivi Apny Shoher se: Aap ko Birthday per kiya Gift kerun??

Shoher: Aap Bas mujhy piyar se dekha karen,
Meri Izzat karen,
Baat tameez se Kiya Karen,
Aur Lara Mat karen,
Ye hi Kaafi Hai.


Bivi:

Nahi, nahi Me to gift hi Dungi...;-p:-)

Sender:moazzam Date:25-12-2015
Funny Sms

At a wedding

Me: Aage ka kiya plan hai?

Cousin: pehle engineering,

phir PHD, phir MBA ka socha hai, aur ap?

Me: Qourma khane ka socha hai 😉

Sender:manazir Date:22-12-2015
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