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Sender:Hamza

Date:21-06-2014

A doctor got a call from a woman, "My husband just swallowed the aspirins, what shall I do?"
The doctor replied, "Give him a headache, what else?"

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Sender:Obaid

Date:20-06-2014

Teacher to half-asleep Pappu in class, "Who invented Steam Engine?"
Pappu: What Sir?
Teacher: Very good. It's correct. James Watt, it is.
Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge!


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Sender:Obaid

Date:19-06-2014

The best way to a woman's heart is by saying those three words:
"You lost weight!"

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Sender:Obaid

Date:18-06-2014

friend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?
Dude: You told me to surprise you!

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Sender:Obaid

Date:17-06-2014

20 saal pehle ?Candle light Dinner?
sirf ameer loag kar sakte thay
magar ab pooray mulk ki
awam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai.

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Sender:Tahir

Date:16-06-2014

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a class on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Pappu: No Sir, I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Pappu: My mother will not allow me to go so far!

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Sender:Adnan

Date:13-06-2014

Boy : Can I hold Your Hand !!
Girl :”No”
Boy”Why”??
Girl : Becoz it hurts !!
When you leave it
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Boy :”LOL”i am acting..
she is overacting..:p:p

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Sender:Farhan

Date:12-06-2014

The greatest joke of the millennium.
Teacher -”Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?”
Student -”in Swiss Banks”..:p:p

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Sender:Kabir

Date:11-06-2014

Grl: Call me sweeto
Boy: sweeto
Grl: call me baby
Boy: baby
.
Grl:
O Pagal phone kr menu
Boy: Ohh sorry janu krta hu..:p:p

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Sender:mohd ahmad

Date:10-06-2014

love is china moble No warranty

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Sender:Sharmin

Date:10-06-2014

In Exams, they give me questions which I don't know.
So I give them answers which they don't know!

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Sender:Osama

Date:09-06-2014

Smart answer by a female.
.
On a flight, a guy asked
a beautiful lady sitting next to him.
.
‘Nice perfume…..which one is it?
I want to gift it to my wife..
.
Lady
‘Don’t give her..
some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..:p:p

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Sender:Obaid

Date:09-06-2014

If I were an artist, you would be my picture.
If I were a poet, you would be my inspiration.
If I were an author you would be my story.
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But when it comes to you, I would rather prefer to be a cartoonist!

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Sender:Hamza

Date:06-06-2014

BIVI:
Mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy kahan chupaun? Jahan chupati hun hamara beta chura leta hy.
.
.
Shohar:
Uski Books me chupa do, Wo hath b nhi lgata.

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Sender:Obaid

Date:05-06-2014

"You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere…"

Very Funny :)

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Sender:Danish

Date:04-06-2014

1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.

Smart Boy: Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.

Funny Gilr: Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte

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Sender:Rizwan

Date:03-06-2014

Funny But True

Guns don’t kILL people
Dads with Pretty Daughters
KILL people.

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Sender:Hamza

Date:02-06-2014

At 50k, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 'Tablet' is the costliest addictive drug!
Funny haann!!!

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Sender:Danish

Date:30-05-2014

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
.
Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai

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Sender:Obaid

Date:29-05-2014

Dear Facebook friends,
Please do not post your vacation pictures. This shall help in reducing drama in my household!

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