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Funny Sms Messages

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Funny Sms

1st Aadmi: Ye "Khushiyan" Kiya Hoti Hen.??


2nd Aadmi: Pata Nahi Bhai,
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Meri To Kam-Umer Me Hi Shadi Ho Gai Thi.. ;-)

Sender:naila Date:19-11-2016
Funny Sms

MOHABBAT Ke Raste Me Hr Waqt Dard MileGa,

Maine Socha..!!

Isi Raste Pr MEDICAL STORE Khol Lon

BOHT ChaleGa

0h My GOD Im So Intelligent

Sender:Saima Date:17-11-2016
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Boy to GOD:
Tumne Girls ko itna
Khubsurat Q banaya..?

GOD: Taki tum
Usse Pyar kr sako..

Boy: To Phir Tumne Usey
Akal kam Q di..??

GOD: Taki Wo Tumse Pyar kr sakay.. ;-)

Sender:maha Date:16-11-2016
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Judge Chor Ko Saza Sunaty Huwe:
Tum Teesri Baar Yahan Aaye Ho,
Tumhen Sharam Nahi Aati.??

Chor:
Janab Phir To Aap Ko Doob Marna Chahiye
QK Aap Roz Yahan Aate Hen.. ;-)

Sender:naveed Date:15-11-2016
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Pappu: Yaar Ye Buzurg Log Bhi Kitne Sanki Hote Hen,
Choti Choti Baton Pe Rishte Khatam kr Dete Hen.

Pinky: Kya Hua?

Pappu: Tune Suna Nahi,
"Mungphali Me Dana Nahi
Hum Tumhare Nana Nahi.. ;-)

Sender:jabeen Date:14-11-2016
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She: What do you do?

He: PHD

She: Wow !! Doctorate

He: No Pizza Hut Delivery

Sender:neelam Date:11-11-2016
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Me Is Liye Udaas Nahi K Me Kunwara Hun,,

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Me Us k Bary Me Sochta Hun Jo
Meri Waja Se Kunwari Hai..

(,")/ Ammi Us
Masoom Si Larki Ka to Khayal Karen.. ;-)

Sender:mudassir Date:10-11-2016
Funny Sms

Sweet Weather,
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Please Ek Baar Bata de,
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Ke Sweater Nikalun Ya Nahi.??
Roz Roz ka Natak Mat Kar Yaar.. :-D

Sender:ATIF Date:09-11-2016
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In Exam..

Q: If Jo Jeeta wohi Sikandar.
Then what is Sikandar..
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Pappu Answered:
Fish.. :-D

How..
Jo Jeeta Wohi Sea Ke Andar (Sikandar) ;-)

Sender:abeer Date:08-11-2016
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Badtameez.. (@,@)

BeSharam.. (^;^)

BeHaya.. (,")/

BeWaqoof.. (',')

Jaahil.. (*>*)

Paagal.. <(",)>
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Hen Wo Log
Jo Aap Ko Yaad Nahi Kerty.. ;-)

Hum To Kerty Hen..
Kese Ho Janab Aap.. :-)

Sender:ghalib Date:07-11-2016
Funny Sms

Unlike others your brain is a master piece,
It is divided in 2 parts – Left & Right.
In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!

Sender:kashmala Date:05-11-2016
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Exam k Liye Koi Book Na Parhi Mene FARAZ,
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Dua Kero "FACEBOOK" se hi Koi Sawaal Aajaye. ;-) :-D

Sender:yumna Date:04-11-2016
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Ek Banday Ki Feryaad.. ;-)

Me Shohrat ka Talib Nahi Hun,
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Me Protocol ka Talib Nahi Hun,
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Me Aalishan Banglow ka Talib Nahi Hun,
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Me Rupey Jama karney ka Talib Nahi Hun,
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Bus Mujhe Prime Minister Bana do,
Baqi Kaam Me Khud kar loon ga.. ;-p ;-)

Sender:adeel Date:03-11-2016
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Whats the height of hope??
It is: sitting in d exam hall,
holding the question paper in hand
n telling your self
"dude,dont worry.
Exams will get postponed!"

Sender:neelam Date:02-11-2016
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After A Terrible Fight..
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Wife: I want to hear a last word from your mouth
and after that, I'll permanently go to my mother's house..
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Husband: "TAXI"... ;-)

Hahahaha

Sender:fareeha Date:01-11-2016
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*Three most Innocent Faces in The World*

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1- "A Sleeping Baby."
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2- "Udhar mangane wala aadmi"
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3- "Hamare Parents ke samne Betha
hua Apna Dost." :-) ;-)

Hahhaha

Sender:mudassir Date:31-10-2016
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Biggest Bezzati:
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Uncle: Kya Kar Rahe Ho Beta Aaj Kal..??
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Boy: Ji EnGineering.
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Uncle: Ohh.. Humko Laga Parhai-Warhai Karte Hoge.. ;-)

Sender:yumna Date:31-10-2016
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Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

Sender:zeenat Date:29-10-2016
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Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.

Sender:naveena Date:29-10-2016
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Height Of Thinking
Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ..
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1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.
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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !
If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again
We Have To Study From \’Pre Nursery\’

Sender:hina Date:28-10-2016