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Sender:Sir Imran

Date:20-03-2014

A successful marriage is based on give & take:
Where husband gives money, gifts, dresses and wife takes it;
And whereas wife gives advices, lectures,Tensions & husband takes it!

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Sender:chand

Date:19-03-2014

If you earn your bread well, there will always be people around you to apply butter!


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Sender:kami

Date:18-03-2014

1st bench students are intelligent, until last bench students participate in the competition!

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Sender:Majeed

Date:17-03-2014

Caller: Hello, Roshni hai?
Listener: Nahi.
Caller: Toh Me kia karon candle jala!

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Sender:Wahaj

Date:14-03-2014

Class Rooms are like Trains.
The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs;
The middle are General Compartments;
And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!

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Sender:Faraz

Date:11-03-2014

Some time, I have to 'Like' and 'Laugh' on 40 yrs old jokes... simply because they are sent by my female friends. And they still complain "Men don't have feelings"!

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Sender:Ehtisham

Date:10-03-2014

I love it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put chips in it!

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Sender:Mina

Date:07-03-2014

"I love you" is a mathematical function where 'I love' is constant and 'You' is a variable!

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Sender:Rayyan

Date:06-03-2014

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me - I'll laugh at you!

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Sender:Junaid

Date:05-03-2014

In USA, Edison's birthday is celebrated every year by a power cut of 2 minutes.
In Pakistan, due to over respect we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours!

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Sender:rukhsana kusar

Date:02-03-2014

1 bacha apni maa se pitnay k bad
papa ap ne koi kala ilam sekha ha kia?
papa: nhi beta
bacha: phr etni zalim balaa pakri kaise......

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Sender:Ron

Date:24-02-2014

Friday is like Dating;
Saturday is like Marriage;
Sunday is like Honeymoon;
And Monday to Thursday is like Married Life!

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Sender:Yasir

Date:19-02-2014

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with,
'TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN'!

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Sender:bahram

Date:16-02-2014

''A real experience of life,
when you give lot of importance to smmeone in your life...
You lose your importanc in their life..!!

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Sender:Nikhil pemmaiah k.m

Date:12-02-2014

Just Imagine Life
Without BOYz
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.
Road Silent
Collages Empty
Police At Rest
All Mobile Companies In
Loss
No Sms
No Gifts
No Alcohol
No Bikes
No Crime
No Couples
Which Means World
DependsOn US...!!!
Boyz Rocks
Hahahahahaha.

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Sender:Daniyal

Date:07-02-2014

Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday?
Teacher: I never called you.
Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call!

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Sender:Karim

Date:29-01-2014

Next generation Kindergarten poem:
Chatting Chatting?
Yes Papa!
Girlfriend setting?
No Papa!
Telling lies?
No Papa!
Open your Whatsapp.
Ha ha ha...

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Sender:AWAN

Date:28-01-2014

A husband once complained
Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete
the whole sentence before you start…?

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Sender:hami

Date:25-01-2014

ye kafan ye qabar ye janazy rasm e shariyat hain dost
mar to insan tab he jata ha jb koi kehta ha ohey
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jarsi landy di payi aaa.

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Sender:Waqar

Date:24-01-2014

I m on a light diet:
I eat in daylight
I eat in moonlight
And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!

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A husband once complained , Tujh se Log milte hain, Sara gawaaho or sabuto ko, Us ki be-rukhi ka shikwa main kis say karon, Mazay Ki Zindagi k 7 Marahil, Ek Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka, A PERFECT WIFE IS ONE , Asif Zardaree nay Lyaree may Makan Kareed lee-aa, Laziness Is Sleeping And Dreaming, Beta shadi k din susraal wale scooter den to, Son of Pathan: Why did you call me, SHADI ME KHANEY PE, Guru Jee mera prize bond har soorat me nikalna chahya, Pagal Admi, Chinese se, Mehman bache se beta, ''A real experience of life, when you give , In this world everybody makes mistakes, Jis ne maa ka dil dukhaya, Smiling is best medicene, YE keh kar vo muje chor kar chali gai ,

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