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Funny Sms

1 Educated bnda gosht ki shop pe (Paaye) lene gya
Or shopkeeper se bola k Bhai apke Pas Qadam hyn..
Shopkeeper b bra naughty tha,
Jldi se bola..

Bhai jaan Qadam te muk gae ne..
2 , 4 chalangan paiyan ne..

Kendy o te paa deyan ?..!!

Sender:wareesha Date:11-08-2016
Funny Sms

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha

rhe the,

.

namak kam lga...

.

1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...

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Sb baithe rahe...

.

Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,

. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,

tino behosh ho gye...

Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..

Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to

wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"

Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)

Sender:rimsha Date:10-08-2016
Funny Sms

Father: beti tm muje pehle papa kehti thi

ab tm ne muje DaD kehna shuro kr diya .



Kya vja hai?



Beti:

come on DaD PaPa kehne se lipstic khrab ho jati hai..

Sender:tabish Date:10-08-2016
Funny Sms

Larka: Suno

Larki: G bhai?

Larka: Bus baji gaal e muk gai 😛 😀

Sender:harris Date:10-08-2016
Funny Sms

Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa.

Wah Wah..

Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa.

Comay se Jagay Mareez ko PerManent Sulaa Diyaa..;-p

Hahaha

Sender:ghalib Date:09-08-2016
Funny Sms

1 Aqalmand Insan Gadhay Se Bola

"Sari Dunya Tumhen
Be-waqoof Q kehti hy?"













Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Jawaab Do Na....;-p ;-D

Sender:rizwan Date:09-08-2016
Funny Sms

I just met your duplicate.
I swear it was you, I even called your name…
But
you ignored me and continued to eat Banana and swing on the Tree.. 😛

Sender:umer Date:08-08-2016
Funny Sms

What Is The Difference b/w
GHAZAL & LECTURE..
?
Every Word Spoken By Others Wife Is.. GHAZAL
&
Every Word Spoken By Own Wife Is.. LECTURE

Sender:naveed Date:08-08-2016
Funny Sms

She Proposed Me But I Was Rude..
Waah Waaah
She Proposed Me But I Was Rude,
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.
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Being Single Is My attitude… =P

Sender:bilal Date:08-08-2016
Funny Sms

Teacher: ten chemical ke name batao

Pappu: Oxygen, carbon, florin, sumreen

nosheen, rameen and yasmeen 😛 😀

Sender:ziyad Date:08-08-2016
Funny Sms

Height Of Thinking
Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ..
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.
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1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.
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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !
If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again
We Have To Study From \’Pre Nursery\’

Sender:farzana Date:05-08-2016
Funny Sms

Tu Kisi Aur K Liye Hoga
Mujassima-e-Khubsoorti,

**Aye Dost**

Mere Liye To Tu
,
Cartoon Tha

Cartoon Hai
Aur
Cartoon Hi Rahy Ga..;-)

Ker Le Jo Kerna Hai,
Japani Kharboozay...;-p

Sender:Ikram Date:05-08-2016
Funny Sms

Larkiyon Ka Bas Nahi Chalta,

Warna,
Wo To Medical Store Per Bhi
Apni Fermaish Shuru Ker Den,
K
Bhai Sahab,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
Ye Goli Kisi Aur Colour Me Dikhana...;-p

Sender:beenish Date:05-08-2016
Funny Sms

TajMahal ko dekh k bola Shah Jahan ka Pota,

TajMahal ko dekh k bola Shah Jahan ka Pota,

Aaj Hamara bhi Bank Balance hota,

Agar Buddha Aashiq na hota...;-p ;-)

Hahahaha

Sender:zoya Date:04-08-2016
Funny Sms

Teacher: pani ka formula batao??

Student: H2MgClNaClHNO3

Teacher: Stupid, ye kia hai??

Student: Sir, ye Selaab ka pani hai.. :)

Sender:hamza Date:03-08-2016
Funny Sms

Whatsapp Walo ne bhi hadd kar Rakhi hai
Ab kehte hai ,
Ye cigarette
4 group me bhejo ,
Dhuan admin Ke muh se niklega
Had ho gayee… Yaar aise thodi hota hai…

Sender:Ikram Date:02-08-2016
Funny Sms

Man 1:
“I m Alwayz Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Bussiness.”

Man 2:
“Why, What Do You Do?”

Man 1:
“I’ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers …

Sender:moiz Date:01-08-2016
Funny Sms

Whatsapp Walo ne bhi hadd kar Rakhi hai
Ab kehte hai ,
Ye cigarette
4 group me bhejo ,
Dhuan admin Ke muh se niklega
Had ho gayee… Yaar aise thodi hota hai…

Sender:moiz Date:29-07-2016
Funny Sms

Nepali Watchman To Maalik:
"Syria Ka Badshah Mar Gaya"

I Switched On To the News Channels
But Found No Such News Anywhere..
.
.
After An Hour I Went to My Garden
And Came to Know What He
Actually Meant,
,
"Chirya ka Bachcha Mar Gaya"..;-)

Hahahaha

Sender:arshiya Date:28-07-2016
Funny Sms

Respect the pan wala

He is the only guy who asks you

for permission: Sahab Choona Lagaoon? :) 😛

Sender:shoaib Date:27-07-2016