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Sender:samad

Date:28-08-2014

A girl and a boy were sitting alone in the garden.
Girl: Do something which makes my heart beat faster.
Boy: Run, your father is coming!

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Sender:Mirza

Date:27-08-2014

Quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils;
But my wife is the queen
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all of them.


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Sender:Sardar

Date:26-08-2014

Meanwhile in Clinic:
Doctor: Yeh Goli 'Tongue' ke Niche Rakhna.
Santa: Kehdi Tang, Left ya Right?

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Sender:Ibrahim

Date:25-08-2014

The only crush left in life, after getting married is...
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'Candy Crush'

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Sender:Iman

Date:23-08-2014

She is just a
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Pronoun :-P
Is se zyada tou Shakespear bhi aurat
ko nahi jaan saka :) :) :D

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Sender:Iman

Date:22-08-2014

Height of Confidence:
Son: Main School Nahi Jaunga!
Mom: Kyun?
Son: Main Job Karunga.
Mom: Pehli Class Pad Ke Kya Job Karega, Nalayak?
Son: KG ki Ladkiyon ko Tution Padhaunga!

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Sender:Majid

Date:21-08-2014

When there were no Mobile and Internet... sometimes I use to walk for miles to tell someone "You are an Idiot`!

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Sender:Imran

Date:21-08-2014

A man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings!

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Sender:Sani

Date:20-08-2014

New Generation Poem
"Pappu Pappu"
"Yes Papa"
"Watching movies?"
"No Papa"
"Watching videos?!"
"No Papa"
"Show me Browser History"
"Ha Ha Ha!"

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Sender:Haroon

Date:19-08-2014

Santa calls up "White house".
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.
Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

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Sender:Akram

Date:18-08-2014

My life is a constant Battle between my love of food and wanting of Abs.

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Sender:Farhan

Date:16-08-2014

A lizard found in Mid-day meal in school in China. 15 children...
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injured while fighting for it!

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Sender:Zain

Date:15-08-2014

When someone says that "Nothing can be more complicated than Love",
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Throw Maths Text Books on their face!

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Sender:Uzair

Date:13-08-2014

Thought For The Day
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Don’t depend on my thoughts always,
Try to think on your own sometimes..

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Sender:iNAAM

Date:12-08-2014

When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me.
And I believe that one should love the one who loves us!

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Sender:Kamran

Date:11-08-2014

Two Commerce students engaged in a heart to heart conversation.
One: Oh! Sorry yaar, I heard about your breakup. Is it true?
Two: Yup!
One: You must be sad na?
two: No yaar... since we're commerce students, I have kept one reserve girlfriend to offset doubtful debts!
One: Very Funny

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Sender:Shaikh

Date:08-08-2014

From Morning till Evening;
From Sunday to Saturday;
From 1st to 31st;
From January to December;
And from Birth till my Death, my feelings for you have never changed.
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For me, you've always been a headache!

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Sender:Sana

Date:07-08-2014

People Used to say, Bacha Laik Hona Chahiye;
Now a days they say, Photo Like Honi Chahiye!

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Sender:Farhan

Date:06-08-2014

This message is strictly for smart and intelligent people;
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And if you have received it... then obviously it's a technical error!

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Sender:Ismat

Date:05-08-2014

Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria.
Pappu: Here it is, Sir.
Teacher: Where? You haven't drawn anything.
Pappu: Sir, you won't be able to see bacteria without a microscope!

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