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Funny Sms Messages

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Funny Sms

Sacche Dost Ki Pehchan..

Ek Sacha Dost wohi hai jo

Aapka Pehla Aansu Ponch le,

Doosra Aansu Rok le,

Aur Ager

Teesra Aansu Aaye to

Zor se 1 Thapped
Maare our kahe:


"Le Ab Ro Le." ;-p :-D

Sender:kashmala Date:24-01-2017
Funny Sms

Wife Ghusse Se:
Kal Aap Padosan ke
Saath Movie dekhny Gaye Thy...?
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Husband: Phir Kis K Sath Jata,
Aaj Kal Ki Movies Biwi Bacchon
Ya Family Ke Saath Dekhne
Wali Kahan Banti hen. ;-p :-D

Sender:bilal Date:23-01-2017
Funny Sms

Teacher Pappu Se:
Tum Itny Din School Q Nahi Aaye??

Pappu: Me Bimar Tha Ji.

Teacher: Theek Hai,
Kal Doctor Ka "Nuskha" Le Ker Aana.

Pappu: Per Me Te "Dam" Karaya

Sender:naila Date:20-01-2017
Funny Sms

Nazar andaaz ker dete hai mujh ko wo kuch aise

H.R ke pass perhe ho mere C.V jaise

Sender:ramsha Date:12-01-2017
Funny Sms

Hansi mazak k wo pal yad rakhna
Is DOST ki dosti yaad rakhna

Mehfil me kal main rahon na rahon
Ek Tha Tiger ap k group me
bas itna yad rakhna ;)

Sender:rehan Date:12-01-2017
Funny Sms

Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professoron Ko
1 Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya..

Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI”

Sab Profesrs Utar Gaye…
Par Principal Baithe Rahe

Logo Ne Pucha: Aapko Darr Nahi Lagta?

Principle: Muje Apne Students Par Pura Bharosa Hai.

Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!

Sender:naila Date:12-01-2017
Funny Sms

1 Kanjus blade se haat chir raha tha..
uski biwi boli:
kya kar rahe ho!?!
kanjus bola:
Dettol gir gaya tha,
socha q barbad karu,
haat chir k lagalu. !!!!!!!

Sender:jabeen Date:12-01-2017
Funny Sms

Kaise ho?
Maze me?
Tabiyat kesi hai?
Baki sab khairyat Hai?
Ungli me dard to nahi hai naa?
Ankh bhi ok?
Dimaag thikane?
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Kamal Hai Yaar Agar Sab Kuch Right Hai To
SMS Q Nahi Kerty Ho?.. :-)

Sender:moiz Date:08-01-2017
Funny Sms

Suba jaldy uthne mein jo perti hai

Usay sada zuban mein maut kehty hai

Sender:tabish Date:06-01-2017
Funny Sms

2 sardaron ko 2 bamb mily
1 nay kaha chalo police k bataty hain
2ra agar rasty main 1 chal gaya to
1 kahain gay 1 hi mila tha

Sender:tabish Date:02-01-2017
Funny Sms

Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-):-D

Sender:abbas Date:02-01-2017
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Ek Aurat Molvi K Pass Ja Ker Boli:
"Janab Me Ny Suna Hai K
Takabbur Bohat Bada Gunah Hai,
Per Me Jab Bhi Sheesha Dekhti Hun
Mujhy Apni Khubsurti Per Bada
Takabbur Ata Hai,
Me Is Gunah Se Kese Bachu.??"

Molvi Sahab: Jisay Aap Takabbur Keh Rahi Ho,
Wo Asal Me Ghalat Fehmi Hai Aur
Ghalat Fehmi Koi Gunah Nahi."

Sender:irfan Date:30-12-2016
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Oh what a fright you gave me
Ehen I peered through the door
Oh you were putting the makeup
To make others fool
It does not matter how hard you try
You look all the same
It’s just the cosmetic companies playing with you a game
You can’t change your features
You can’t alter your nose size
That’s all manufacturing fault
You can do nothing about it

Sender:moiz Date:28-12-2016
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Once upon a time there was someone,somebody and mad.
Someone n somebody started 2 fight then somebody died.
Then mad has 2 call the police and give evidence. Mad pick up the phone and call 10111 then policeman answered the call.
Mad: Hey police someon killed somebody.
Policeman: Are u mad.
Mad: Yes of course how do u know my name.

Sender:laeeq Date:27-12-2016
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Unlike others your brain is a master piece,
It is divided in 2 parts – Left & Right.
In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!

Sender:eshaal Date:27-12-2016
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Beta: Papa Aap Sahi Kehty Ho K
Aurat Ki Kisi Baat Ka Aitbaar Nahi Kerna Chahiye..

Papa: Kiya Hua Beta.??

Beta: Kal Miss Ny Kaha Tha
5 Aur 2 Saat Hoty Hen,,
,
Aaj Jab Me Yaad Ker K Gaya To
Kehti Hen K
4 Aur 3 Saat Hoty Hen.. :-(

Sender:farzana Date:26-12-2016
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Most People Have 5 Senses..

Some People Have 6 Senses..

But U R Blessed With 7 Senses..

An Extra Sense Is NON-SENSE.. ;-)

Sender:hira Date:22-12-2016
Funny Sms

FALTU MESSAGE

Teacher: Agar 1 Aam k Darakht Per
10 Keley Lagy Hon aur Us Me Se
7 Amrud Tor Lye Jaen to Baki Kitny Kharbozy Bachy????

Student: Sir 9 Hathi

Teache: Wah, Tumko kese pata chla.?

Student: QK Sir Aaj Me Tiffin me Truck Ka tyre Rakh K Laya Hun

Moral:

Rozana Bursh Karo Warna Petrol Mehnga Ho Jahy Ga
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Kaha Bhi Hai Faltu Msg,
Phr bhi Parhen gy zror
Farig Awam :-)

Sender:moiz Date:21-12-2016
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Ooper Se Jahaz Guzar Raha Ho
To
Side Pe Ho Jana Chahiye,,

Kiya Pata
Jahaz
"PIA" Ka Ho.. ;-) :-D

Hahahaha

Sender:shafaq Date:21-12-2016
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Peer BaBa Arz Kartay hain..
Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,
Wah Wah
Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..
Tere msgs nai aa rahey
Kya baat hai bacha???

Sender:afsheen Date:19-12-2016