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Sender:Naila

Date:12-01-2015

A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:

I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.


Girl:

Oye carbon monoxide,apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja,is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey.
Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad:-

Funny Sms


Sender:Hani Muzaffer

Date:12-01-2015

A child said 2 sales girl in sweets shop:

Miss will u marry me wen i grow up

Girl smiled & said YES

Child said:can u give ur future husband a free chocolate(",)


Funny Sms


Sender:Imad

Date:09-01-2015

Don't Worry - that you tried to be Einstein and Failed
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If Einstein had tried to be you, he'd have failed, too!

Funny Sms


Sender:Kashif

Date:07-01-2015

A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring... and your house is gone!

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Sender:Shabir

Date:07-01-2015

Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?
Pappu: The Lunch Bell!

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Sender:Umar

Date:06-01-2015

A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

Funny Sms


Sender:Imad

Date:05-01-2015

Girl: Will you marry me?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: When?
Boy: As soon as I complete CA.
Girl: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai To Naa Bol Do, Bahane Mat Karo!

Funny Sms


Sender:Khan

Date:01-01-2015



Teacher: Qaatil kisy kehty hain?

Student: Mujhe nai pata.

Teacher: For example! Tum ne apny baap ko qatl kr diya. Ab tm kon huye?

Student: “YATEEM”

Funny Sms


Sender:Ismail

Date:30-12-2014

I love my job only when I'm on vacation!

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Sender:Khan

Date:29-12-2014

There are 3 Dolls in a man's life:
1. His Daughter - Barbie Doll
2. His Girlfriend - Baby Doll
3. His Wife - Panadol

Funny Sms


Sender:Kashif

Date:26-12-2014

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Funny Sms


Sender:Shan

Date:23-12-2014

Only true friends stand by you during bad times.
So I promise I'll...
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attend your wedding!

Funny Sms


Sender:Tahir

Date:22-12-2014

What's common between clouds and wife?
When both are not around, we call it a bright day!

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Sender:Yasir

Date:22-12-2014

New generation:
Facebook last seen - 6 seconds ago;
Whatsapp last seen - 4 seconds ago;
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But textbook last seen - 8 months ago!

Funny Sms


Sender:kashif

Date:21-12-2014

Great people talk about things.
Small people talk about other people.
And legends never talk -
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they send MESSAGES!

Funny Sms


Sender:Imad

Date:19-12-2014

Love - the quest
Marriage - the conquest
Divorce - the inquest!

Funny Sms


Sender:Tahir

Date:18-12-2014

New Funny Law

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action!

Funny Sms


Sender:Sirah

Date:17-12-2014

Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?
Pappu: Kiss
Teacher: How?
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss

Funny Sms


Sender:Tahir

Date:15-12-2014

Nurse: A beautiful dashing girl who holds your hand, looks into your eyes and still expects your pulse to be normal!

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Sender:Kami

Date:15-12-2014

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A girlfriend answers all your questions, a wife questions all your answers!

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