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Sender:Hamza Ali

Date:10-02-2015

Before marriage, it's called 'DATING';
After marriage, it's called 'ACCOMMODATING'!

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Sender:Rohan

Date:09-02-2015

Teacher to Pappu: What is number seven, Even or Odd?
Pappu: Even.
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Pappu: Remove the S!


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Sender:Hamza Ali

Date:06-02-2015

Mum: You haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago.
Me: Excuse me... where do you think these chips came from!

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Sender:Obaid Kher Jamali

Date:05-02-2015

Those who read my messages are intelligent;
Those who 'like' them are real genius;
Those who comment are 'Friends Forever';
And those who copy are my "Class Fellows"!

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Sender:Shan

Date:04-02-2015

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

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Sender:Khan

Date:04-02-2015

A woman is always right.
She may sometimes be confused, misinformed, bitchy, stubborn, unchangeable and may be a little emotional now and then... but never wrong!

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Sender:Shan

Date:03-02-2015

Signs a Woman likes you:
1. Eye contact
2. Twirls her hair
3. Laughs at your jokes
4. Follow you
5. Keys your car
6. Kills you

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Sender:Khan

Date:02-02-2015

Friends I’m Collecting
Quad Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or 1000 Rupees Note

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Sender:Ajay

Date:01-02-2015



Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

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Sender:Hamza Ali

Date:29-01-2015

Husband: can you b da moon of my Life?
Wife: Awww Yes darling..!
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Husband: Hmmm great! then….
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Meee

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Sender:Hamza Ali

Date:28-01-2015

When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun.
And not the school!

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Sender:Rohan

Date:28-01-2015

What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
A: Lazy bones!

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Sender:Shan

Date:27-01-2015

What do you Call a Female Who Never Laughs?
..
..
"HASINA" :-)

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Sender:Shan

Date:26-01-2015

18 year old boy: Will you marry me?
18 year old girl: Get lost! No!
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5 year old boy: Will you marry me?
18 year old girl: OMG! He's so cute... yes yes I will!

Age does matter

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Sender:Osama

Date:23-01-2015

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

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Sender:Aamir

Date:23-01-2015

I will be forever in your debt if you would just loan me one million US Dollars!

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Sender:Kinza

Date:22-01-2015

What's the difference between:

1. Boyfriend
2. Lover
3. Husband
4. Ex Boyfriend

Very Simple, Yaar

1. Prepaid
2. Postpaid
3. Lifetime
4. Coin box!

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Sender:Haroon

Date:22-01-2015

I'm a female:
Fe = Iron
Male = Man
Therefore I am an Iron Man!

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Sender:maheel

Date:21-01-2015

Things men do that upset women:
1. Lie
2. Not talk
3. Be honest
4. Talk too much
5. Not show emotions
6. Be too emotional
7. Breathe!

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Sender:Haroon

Date:20-01-2015

Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again.
Advocate asks his client, "Why? Only last month you got the divorce."
Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!

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