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Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni GusseSe Pati Se Boli.
Patni: “ Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala? ”
Pati: “ Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool Ki Tarah Hai, Ise Murjhane Mat Dena :p

Sender:anwer Date:27-10-2015
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Moment of the Silence 4 those boys:

Jo Larki kay naam ke fake ID

Bana ker larki say dosti ker laite hyn

Or baad myn woh larki b larka niklata hy

Sender:faraz Date:25-10-2015
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Meera: Fruit walay shop par

Mujh Potateos Fevr chaye

Shopkeeper: Yeh potatoes fever kaya hota hy?

Meera: u literacy people iska matlab hota hy

Aalo Bukhara

Sender:aleem Date:25-10-2015
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Newton's Law of Sunday:
A body at rest will continue to be at rest... until the wife notices and finds some work for him!

Sender:Bazil Date:24-10-2015
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"Papa me bhi Apni Shadi me Khusray Nachwaun ga."

Papa :

Kutty diya Puttra, ay Khusray nai Teri Phuphiyan ny...:-0

Sender:Arsalan Date:22-10-2015
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Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai

Sender:shaqib Date:20-10-2015
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Job applications now a days are like:
We are looking for someone aged
22-26 with 30 years of experience

Sender:nuzhat Date:15-10-2015
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He said to me: ‘I LOVE YOU’ :)
I said….
Oh My GOD!!!! What a co-incodence!
I love my self too…. ;)

Sender:shakil Date:14-10-2015
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Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word.

Sender:Nehal Date:10-10-2015
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Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko phir se talash.

Sender:Nehal Date:09-10-2015
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Who Says, 'Nothing is Impossible.'?
From past few days I am doing nothing and trust me it is possible!

Sender:Kushal Date:08-10-2015
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7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai
3-School Life
6-Sms Pakage


7. Toilet Mai Pani

Sender:Hamza Date:07-10-2015
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A small boy took a knife and wrote his girlfriend's name on his hand
After a minute he started crying loudly...
No..!! Then???..

Spelling mistake..!! :O

Sender:Suhail Date:06-10-2015
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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
still he was in jail.......why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

Sender:Ammar Date:05-10-2015
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If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...
don't think that u r a genius..........
i need a brain which is never used before

Sender:Sahir Date:03-10-2015
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Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:”DADDY “

Sender:Nehal Date:02-10-2015
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After knee surgery Doctor advised Santa, "For a few days you will have to use a walker."
Santa: No problem Doctor. Will 'Johnny Walker' be okay?

Sender:Hamza Date:01-10-2015
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Girl: What is the price of Galaxy Grand?
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG!
Girl: And IPhone?
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG + OMG

Sender:Amir Date:30-09-2015
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Women fall in love by what they hear.
Men fall in love by what they see.
That's why women wear makeup and men lie.

Sender:Haroon Date:30-09-2015
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Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho

Sender:Haroon Date:29-09-2015