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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Sender:Zaheer Date:22-05-2015
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Teacher : U failure !
At tour age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at your age Hitler committed suicide

Sender:Aliyan Date:21-05-2015
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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you…
Why should only i suffer!

Sender:Sahir Date:20-05-2015
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Millions of people write Love Letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me.
Just imagine how lucky I am!
Great words Said by,
—DUST BIN—

Sender:Ramzam Date:19-05-2015
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D.R.A.M.A. - (D)umb (R)etards (A)sking for (M)ore (A)ttention

Sender:Axif Date:18-05-2015
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Lord, let me be as happy to come to work on a Monday, as I am on a Friday!

Sender:Taha Date:18-05-2015
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Golfer: Young man, why did you keep looking at your watch?
Caddy: This isn't a watch, it's a Compass!

Sender:Axif Date:15-05-2015
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Each of us has his own fear but
Sooner or later we must face it.
It takes a lot of guts to overcome it.
So don’t be afraid to face your fear.
Go ahead, take a bath.

Sender:Axif Date:12-05-2015
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Silence is a language, too!
So if you don't hear anything from your wife, it doesn't mean you are safe!

Sender:Rehan Date:11-05-2015
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A girl posted a question in a Whatsapp group:
Guys, if I install Windows 7 of 32 bit two times... then will it become 64 bit?
Another girl in the group replied: Yes, but it will also become Windows 14.
All boys left the group!

Sender:Saman Date:08-05-2015
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Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins.
Teacher: Now, why would he do that?
Pappu: It was his lunch money!

Sender:Manoj Date:07-05-2015
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Yesterday was really very hectic:
Morning - Jail
Afternoon - Bail
Evening - Gayle

Sender:Samad Date:07-05-2015
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Rajinikanth is remaking Titanic with some changes,
In the end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in 1 hand and titanic in the other hand.

Sender:Rehan Date:05-05-2015
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Santa: I gifted my wife a diamond necklace on her birthday and she didn't speak to me for 6 months.
Banta: Why? Was the necklace fake?
Santa: Nooooo! That was the deal!

Sender:Ashar Date:05-05-2015
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Behind every successful woman there is a Kaam Waali Bai!

Sender:Aslam Date:04-05-2015
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A biker rider hit a parrot, then he took the unconscious bird & put her in a cage with food & water.

Parrot wakes up, looks around n screams.. Aila jail! Woh gadi wala mar gaya kya?

Sender:Manoj Date:30-04-2015
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In 2010, Rajinikanth released a film named - ROBOT.
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In 3010, some Robot will probably release a film named Rajinikanth to take revenge!

Sender:Osama Date:29-04-2015
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Wife : Kya kar rahe ho?
Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu.

Wife : Kitni mari?
Man : 3 male aur 2 female.

Wife : Kaise malum?
Man : Kyonki 3 cigarette se chipki thi or 2 phone se…

Sender:Immad Date:28-04-2015
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Let's learn to ignore selfish people just like the way we ignore "Terms & Conditions" of any software!

Sender:Salman Date:27-04-2015
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Santa: This report card should be underwater!
Pappu: Because It's so wet?
Santa: No, because it's below 'C' level!

Sender:KAmran Date:24-04-2015