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Funny Sms Messages

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Funny Sms

Teri adao pe mein vari vari,
Dial 139 for Railway inquiry…।
2. Naa jeene ki aarzoo, naa marne ka khuaaff
The number you are trying is currently switch off..।

Sender:emaan Date:09-02-2016
Funny Sms

Duniya me ache aadmi ki talash me
mat nikalna…
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Bahar bahut thand hai is liye mai ghar
pe hi hun…

Sender:mudassir Date:08-02-2016
Funny Sms

Mana k Teri Nazar me Kuch Bhi Nahi Hun Me,,

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Meri Qadar Un se Pooch Jin k Me ny Paisay Deny Hen..:)

Sender:yumna Date:04-02-2016
Funny Sms

Agar Duniya Me Koi Tabdeeli Lana Chahty Ho To

Kunwaray Rehty Huwe hi Le Aao,,

QK Shadi k Baad

Aap Duniya to Door ki Baat,

Remote se Channel Bhi
Apni Marzi se Tabdeel Nahi Ker Sakty..;-p:)

Sender:samreen Date:03-02-2016
Funny Sms

Dimaagh Jism ka Sab se Eham Hissa Hota Hai..

Ye 24 Ghanty Active Rehta Hai.

Ye Hamari Pedaaish se Le Ker Us Waqt tak Kaam Kerta Hai
Jab Tak,
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Hamari Shadi Nahi Ho Jati...;-p:)

Sender:laeeq Date:02-02-2016
Funny Sms

Laughing Is The Best Medicine,

But If U Are Laughing for No Reason,

You Need Medicine...;-p

Sender:danish Date:29-01-2016
Funny Sms

Larky Waly: Hamen Aisi Larki Chahiye,
Jo Ziyada Khati Piti Na Ho,
Chup Chap Sab ki Suny Aur
Ziyada Baat Na Kery...

Larki Waly: Janab! Aisi Larki to
Aap ko ICU me Hi Mily Gi...;-p

Sender:Amjad Date:28-01-2016
Funny Sms

Aap k Jesa Dost Khony Nahi Den gy,,

Aap ko Hum se Alag Hony Nahi Den gy,,

Roz SMS kiya kero Warna Aankhon Me,

Mirchi Daal Den gy Aur Dhony Nahi Den gy..:)

Sender:moiz Date:28-01-2016
Funny Sms

Kisi Ko Railway Line Per Leta Dekho to

Ye Samajh Nahi aata k

Wo "KhudKushi" Kerny Laga Hai,

Ya

Apni "Profile Pic" K Liye
Pose De Raha Hai...;-p

Sender:qirat Date:27-01-2016
Funny Sms

Pata Nahi Log Mulk se Bahar Kese Chaly Jaty Hen??

Mujh Se To Bister se Bahar hi Nahi Nikla Jata..

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<)(>

Haaye Haaye Sardii...;-)

Sender:arshiya Date:26-01-2016
Funny Sms

Bivi: Me Aap ko Chicken Bana Dun??
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Husband: Nahi Me Insan hi Theek hun,

Waddi Aai Jadugarni..;-p

Sender:moiz Date:25-01-2016
Funny Sms

Dost: Agar Duniya Me Paani Khatam ho Jaye To...

2nd Dost: To Doodh Khaalis Mily Ga..;-p

Sender:fareeha Date:23-01-2016
Funny Sms

Sunehri Baat..!!

"Shadi Aur Bewaqoofi kerny ki Koi Umer Nahi,
Insaan Kabhi bhi Ker Sakta Hai,,

Bas,

Usay Bhugatny ka Hosla Hona Chahiye"...;-p

Sender:zeenat Date:22-01-2016
Funny Sms

Khushi Parsh per Hogi,

Charcha Arsh per Hoga,

Ek Sunnat Ada Hogi,

Ek Farz Ada Hoga,

Sitaron me Chamak Hogi,

Chand bhi Chamakta Hoga,

Wallah Kiya Khushi Hogi,,
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Jab Mera NIKAH Hoga,,:-)

Dosto Aameen to Bolo,
Biryani Khani Hai k Nahi..:-D

Sender:rimsha Date:20-01-2016
Funny Sms

Mat Dekh Mere msg ko Itni Chahat muhabbat or Hasrat Se ,,

"dost"
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Mat Dekh na. . . .
Nafsiyati Hai kya?..;-p

Sender:kinza Date:19-01-2016
Funny Sms

Kiya Mosam Aya Hai,

Her Taraf Pani hi Pani Laya Hai,,

Tum Ghar se Mat Nikalna,

Warna Log Kahen gy,

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Barsaat Abhi Shuru hi Hui Hai,
Aur,

Mendak Nikal Aya Hai...;-p:D

Sender:rimsha Date:18-01-2016
Funny Sms

Ek Admi ki Apny Dost se Arsay Baad Mulaqat Hui..

Admi: Q Bhai, Shadi Kerwa li Ya
Abhi Tak Apny Kapray Khud hi Dho Rahy Ho??

Dost Roty Huwe Bola:

"Tumhari Dono Baton Ka Jawab Haan Hai"...:-0:(

Hahaha

Sender:bilawal Date:17-01-2016
Funny Sms

The Only Person who can Order a Woman
to Stop Talking
And In Reply
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She gave Smile to him,,
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He Is,,,
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A Photographer...:-)

Sender:erum Date:16-01-2016
Funny Sms

Current se Bhi Bara Jhatka,

Insaan Ko Tab Lagta Hai,

Jab Usay Pata Chalay,
K Wo

Baghair Package k

"Mobile Data Net"
Use Ker Raha hai...;-p:0

Sender:abeer Date:14-01-2016
Funny Sms

Great people talk about things…
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Small people talk about other people…
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And legends never talk –
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they send MESSAGES!!! LOLX

Sender:afifa Date:13-01-2016
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