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Sender:Sajid

Date:24-07-2014

You are the one who is Charming,
You are the one who is Intelligent,
Your are the one who is Cute.
And I am the one who is...
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spreading these rumors!

Funny Sms


Sender:Danish

Date:23-07-2014

Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning?
Does a book work as a sleeping pill?
You attend classes only for attendance?
You look at the calendar for holidays?
You hold Cell Phone in place of a pen?
If the above is happening to you,
Congratulations - You are a perfect student!


Funny Sms


Sender:Pappu

Date:21-07-2014

Teacher to Pappu: What is number Seven, Even or Odd?
Pappu: Even.
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Pappu: Remove the 'S'!

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Sender:Jamshed

Date:20-07-2014

My ATITTUDE In Exams.

They Give Me Questi0ns Which i don’t Know.

So…..

I Give Them Answers Which They D0nt Know. ;-)

Tit 4 Tat..:-

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Sender:Rashid

Date:20-07-2014

Friendship rules

No drama

No excuse

No sorry

No thanx

Don't say I'm busy



Just always say



yar hukm kar tere leye jan B hazir hy



deni nhi wo alag bat hy.:-D:p

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Sender:Jamshed

Date:20-07-2014

Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni GusseSe Pati Se Boli.
Patni: “ Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala? ”
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Pati: “ Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool Ki Tarah Hai, Ise Murjhane Mat Dena :p

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Sender:Haris Ayaz

Date:16-07-2014

When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha

Funny Sms


Sender:Saba Faisal

Date:15-07-2014

Once in a soap industry in Japan,
the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.
To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars
to check in the assembly line that
whether soap is packed in the cover or not in.

Same problem occurred in Pakistan.
What did they do??
They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line.
Empty boxes were flown away! :-D
Genius Nation.

Funny Sms


Sender:Rashid khan

Date:14-07-2014

A New Added element to the Periodic Table.

Element Name:GIRL

Symbol: G

Atomic Weight:dont even dare to ask :-D

Physical Properties..
*boils at anything
*can freeze at anytime
*melts if handled wid love n care
*very bitter if mis handled

Chemical Properties.
*very reactive
*highly unstable
*posses strong affinity for gold n silver
*money reducing agent
*volatile when left alone

Funny Sms


Sender:asif

Date:08-07-2014

A Little baby Saw A Cat.
He Went Near It & Touched
It… Again He Touched It…
Again He Touched It.
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Oh! What A Touching Story…

Funny Sms


Sender:osama

Date:08-07-2014

Boy1 Sitting With Dog
Boy2:Ur Dog Bits?
Boy1:N0
Boy 2 : Sits Nd The Dog Bits
Boy2 : Angrily U Said He Does N0t Bit
Boy 1:This Is N0t My Dog.

Funny Sms


Sender:Haseeb ahmed

Date:03-07-2014

For girlss..
If you want to Avoid so many frnd
requests..
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Kindly Upload ur original photos
without Makeup..:p:p

Funny Sms


Sender:Danish

Date:30-06-2014

If you can't change your woman... then change the woman!

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Sender:Ayesha

Date:28-06-2014

The greatest joke of the millennium.
Teacher -”Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?”
Student -”in Swiss Banks”..:p:p

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Sender:Kabir

Date:27-06-2014

After reading the form filled by Santa, the Interviewrr said: We do have an opening for you.
Santa: What is it?
Interviewer: It's not what, it's where... and it's called DOOR!

Funny Sms


Sender:Sannan Husain

Date:26-06-2014

This message is strictly for cute & charming people only.
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Since you accidentally received it,
We deeply apologize for inconvenience due to the technical error!

Funny Sms


Sender:Hamza

Date:25-06-2014

Internet addiction is now officially a "Mental Disorder" and doctors suggest rehabilitation for the addicts.
Even I am ready to go there if they have...
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Wi-Fi!

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Sender:Obaid

Date:23-06-2014

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there
to INCREASE your tensions..:p:p

Funny Sms


Sender:Hamza

Date:21-06-2014

A doctor got a call from a woman, "My husband just swallowed the aspirins, what shall I do?"
The doctor replied, "Give him a headache, what else?"

Funny Sms


Sender:Obaid

Date:20-06-2014

Teacher to half-asleep Pappu in class, "Who invented Steam Engine?"
Pappu: What Sir?
Teacher: Very good. It's correct. James Watt, it is.
Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge!

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