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Sender:Asad

Date:23-10-2014

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's because She changes it more often.

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Sender:Kamran

Date:22-10-2014

Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.
Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!


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Sender:Ashi

Date:21-10-2014

Husband: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.
Wife: Jao, Ja Kar Bartan Saaf Kar Do.
Husband: Neend Mein Bol Raha Hun, Pagli!

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Sender:Safi

Date:20-10-2014

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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Sender:Yasir

Date:17-10-2014

The Selfie Cycle:
Take Selfie
Examine Selfie
Get Self Conscious
Erase Selfie
Take Selfie

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Sender:Khan

Date:15-10-2014

Wife: I' m going up-town this afternoon.
Hubby: Shopping?
Wife: No, I won't have time. I just want to get some things I need!

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Sender:Safi

Date:14-10-2014

The original Ebola was African that went to Pakistan and got mutated.
Isne Bola
Usne Bola
Kyon Bola
Kaise Bola
Kahan Bola
Kab Bola
Tu Bola
Wo Bola
Main Nahi Bola
Yeh Bola

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Sender:Irfan

Date:13-10-2014

For my wife's birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called 'Ample'.
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I just hope she doesn't notice where I scraped off the 'S'!

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Sender:Zamar Khan

Date:13-10-2014

Nowadays:
Love is a matter of chance;
Matrimony a matter of money;
And divorce a matter of course!

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Sender:umer

Date:10-10-2014

Son: papa kal school main ek

small get together hai. Chaloge?

Father: Small get together kya hota hai?

Son: Only you me and principa

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Sender:nazish

Date:10-10-2014

Friendship rules

No drama

No excuse

No sorry

No thanx

Don't say I'm busy



Just always say



yar hukm kar tere leye jan B hazir hy



deni nhi wo alag bat hy.:-D:p

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Sender:Yasir

Date:09-10-2014

I saved Rs.40000 on Flipkart...
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As all items which I wanted to buy were out of stock!

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Sender:aDI

Date:07-10-2014

Think twice before you speak... you'd be able to say something more Insulting!

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Sender:Ubaid Qadri

Date:03-10-2014

Tarot Cards Reader: You wish to know about your future husband?
Lady: No. I simply wish to know about the past of my present husband for future use!

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Sender:Umer

Date:02-10-2014

When you fall down while your iPhone 6 is in your pocket and you hear a crack, your first prayer is: "Lord, please let that be my leg!"

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Sender:Taha

Date:01-10-2014

love is like a forest where brave tigers are killed by the beautiful eyes of deers...

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Sender:Samir

Date:30-09-2014

Heart receives - love;
Mind receives - wisdom;
Hands receive - gifts
And only special people receive my Messages!

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Sender:Kabir

Date:30-09-2014

Your smile can be compared with flowers;
Your voice can be compared with a cuckoo;
Your innocence can be compared with a baby;
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But in foolishness, you have no comparison!

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Sender:Yasir

Date:29-09-2014

Who said landline phones are out of fashion?
Buy a Samsung mobile,
Sara din charging mein laga rehta hai,
Maa kasam landline wali feel aati hai!!

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Sender:Raja

Date:27-09-2014

Dear K, LoL and Hmmmm,
Thanks for being there when I've been found wanting for words!

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