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The best part about summer is you can cancel all plans just by saying,
"Bahut Garmi Hai, Yaar!"

Sender:Umar Date:01-07-2015
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There are two types of broken people:
1. Who cry alone in darkness.
2. Who cry on Facebook with 100 others!

Sender:Anum Date:30-06-2015
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Newton's Law of Sunday:
A body at rest will continue to be at rest... until the wife notices and finds some work for him!

Sender:dEDE Date:29-06-2015
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What is difference between Problem and Talent?
2 boys love 1 girl = Problem
1 boy love 2 girls = Talent!

Sender:Abdullah Date:25-06-2015
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Unbelievable Fact:
Many people do not know but you can actually watch a movie or go to a GYM without updating it on Facebook!

Sender:dEDE Date:25-06-2015
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Women's tongue and men's eyes rest - only when they die!

Sender:Asad Date:25-06-2015
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Dedicated to all married couples:
Arranged Marriage is like a Lottery.
Lag Gayi Toh Lag Gayi;
Warna Lag Gayi!

Sender:Raza Date:24-06-2015
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How to start your day with a positive outlook:
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it 'Boss'.
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
4. Empty!

Sender:Asad Date:24-06-2015
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Mark Zuckerberg is one fortunate guy whose wife wants his hubby to be on Facebook and Whatsapp 24/7.

Sender:Anum Date:22-06-2015
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Crazy is a relative term... you'll know after you met most of them!

Sender:Rehan Date:20-06-2015
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Ladies, please stop wasting your time looking for Mr. Right, just find Mr. Left and drag the idiot to the Right.

Sender:Rehan Date:19-06-2015
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Promise me we are true friends,
I am lamp you are light;
I am Coke you are Sprite.
I am Sawan you are Badal;
I am Normal you are Pagal.
I am Water you are Tanki;
I am Tarzan you are Monkey!

Sender:Raza Date:17-06-2015
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What's the similarity between an Income Tax Officer and a Caller Tune?
In both the cases, one pays the money and the others enjoy.

Sender:Rehan Date:16-06-2015
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Mom: Why is everything on the floor?
Son: Gravity, Mom. Gravity...

Sender:Danish Date:12-06-2015
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Beggar: 5 Rupaye ka Sawaal Hai, Baba...
Santa: Puchho, Shayad Mujhe Aata Ho!

Sender:Anum Date:12-06-2015
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I am sure most couples wish to find a way to stay married to their partner but divorce their insane in-laws!

Sender:Rehan Date:11-06-2015
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Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast.
Tiger could not make out & asked,
“What was that?”
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
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.
.
.
Fast Food…my dear friend

Sender:Ali Date:10-06-2015
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Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Sender:Hamid Date:09-06-2015
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It's Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
Dreams,
That's Why
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday

Sender:Adem Date:08-06-2015
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Nike was founded by a Man, so its tagline says
"Just do it!"

If 'Nike' had been founded by a woman, its tagline would have been:
"Just do it... if you want to... I don't want to force you... It's your life... I don't care... don't listen to me... Do what you want to do... Who am I to say anything!"

Sender:Raza Date:05-06-2015