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Funny Sms

Doctor apna pehla operation

Mukamal kerne ke baad operation

theater se bahir aya

Aur

ooper daikhte hoe bola:

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” YA ALLAH ! mera Pehla TOHFA Qabool ker” 😀

Sender:hasaan Date:28-09-2016
Funny Sms

"BAKRÄ EID ka Zamana hai"

"Mosam b SUHANA hai"

"Ek Raan Roast kar k to Bhejo"

"Kya Gosht ko AGLI "EID" tak Chalana hai?"...;-p

Sender:abid Date:28-09-2016
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"BAKRÄ EID ka Zamana hai"

"Mosam b SUHANA hai"

"Ek Raan Roast kar k to Bhejo"

"Kya Gosht ko AGLI "EID" tak Chalana hai?"...;-p

Sender:faraz Date:28-09-2016
Funny Sms

3 Impossibilties..!
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1- Tum Apne Baal (Hair) Gin nai skte.
2- Tum Apni Ankhen Soap se Wash nai kr skte.
3- Tum Us Waqt Saans nai le skte jb Tumhari Zuban Munh se bahir ho.
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Andar Kar le, Kutta lag raha hai.. ;-p

Sender:umer Date:27-09-2016
Funny Sms

Ek Sheikh Ny Apna X-Ray Kerwaya.

Doctor:
Aap K X-Ray Me Aap Ki Haddi Tuti Hui Hai.

Sheikh:
Chalo Shuker Hai k
X-Ray Me hi Tuti Hai,
Agar Asal Me Tuti Hoti To Kafi Kharcha Hota..;-p ;-)

Sender:pakeeza Date:27-09-2016
Funny Sms

Apni Zindagi Me Koi Kaam Kerny Se Pehly
Hamesha Kisi Larki e Mashwara Ker Lo. ;-)
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Phir
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Wo Jo Mashwara De Us Ka Ulta Kero,
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Kamyabi Tumhary Qadam Choomay Gi.. ;-p

Sender:naila Date:27-09-2016
Funny Sms

Pakistani K Ghar Chinese Aur
American Mehman Aaye.

Chinese: Me Aankhen Band Ker K
Ghari Per Hath Rakh K Bata Sakta Hun K
Kiya Time Hua Hai..

American: Me Suraj Dekh ker Time Bata Sakta hun..

Pakistani Hans Ker Bola:
"Lo Ji, 7 Baj Gaye."

Chinese Aur American Heran Hoker Boly:
"Yaar Tum Ny Kese Time Bata Diya?"

Pakistani:
"Oye Bijli Chali Gai Hai".. ;-p ;-)

Hahahha

Sender:basharat Date:27-09-2016
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Pakistani Police..!

Motorcycle Wala:
Sir Ji, Mere Kaghzaat To Puray Hen
Phir Chalaan Q??

Police Wala:
Sohniyo,, Double Sawari Khul Gai ay,
Te Tu Kalla e Ja riya ay... ;-)

Hahahha

Sender:abeer Date:27-09-2016
Funny Sms

If King asks me ”what do u want?
”Million dollars or a true friend” !
I will choose,Million dollars”
Be practical Yaaar !
mil k uraein gay..

Sender:Wali Date:26-09-2016
Funny Sms

1 BuZrg Se Ksi Ne Pocha Ap Hmesha Zmen Pe Q Soty Hn?

Qurban Jao Us Buzrg Pr Unho Ne Boht Khobsurt Jwab Dya
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Puttr Mri Mrzi

Sender:afaq Date:25-09-2016
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1 Aqal Mand Insan Sy Kuch Dair Bat Krna 1 Mahiny Tk Kitaben Perhny Sy Behter Hy . . . . . . . . . Lekin Abi call mat karna Ma busy Hon; -)

Sender:maheen Date:25-09-2016
Funny Sms

Every address in Pakistan ends With : Wahan Jaa ke kisi se Bhi Puch lena Wo bata dega.

Sender:Ikram Date:25-09-2016
Funny Sms

Pakistan ke har gali mein 3 cheezain zaroor hote hai


Beauty Parlour

Tutition waali baaji

Phaddon wali aunty :P ;)

Sender:zeenat Date:24-09-2016
Funny Sms

New Thirsty Crow

Teesri dafa ka zikar hai...

Ek Pyasaa Kawwa Paani ki Talaash main,

Idhar udhar maara maara phir raha tha.

Lekin kahin bhi paani nahi mila. Aakhir kaar thak haar kar ek insaan se bola.

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Zalimaa Coca Cola pila day. :-)

Sender:yasir Date:24-09-2016
Funny Sms

Ladki Ne Ghar Se bhaag K Shadi
Ki..

5 din baad Wo Rote Hue Wapas Aai.
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Dad:"Ab Kyun aai Ho??
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Ladki: "Papa Wo BMW ka driver
Nikla, Iphone bhi China Wala Tha...:-p

Sender:rizwan Date:24-09-2016
Funny Sms

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions...

Teacher:
If 1000 Kgs= Ton...
Then, For 3000 Kgs How Much ?
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Student: Ton!Ton!Ton.. ;-p ;-)

Sender:arshiya Date:24-09-2016
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Baap:
Tumhary School Me Kon Hai Jo Nahi Parhta?

Bacha:
HeadMaster..;-)

Hahahha

Sender:emaan Date:22-09-2016
Funny Sms

Boy: I Love You..
Girl: Hahahahaha..

Boy: I Won't Live Without You.
Girl: Hahahahahahaha..

Boy: I Will Die For You..
Girl: Hahahahahahaha..

Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..
Girl: Awwwww. Promise??

Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahaha.. ;-p ;-)

Sender:abeer Date:22-09-2016
Funny Sms

Teacher:
Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton Ko
Ek Rassi Se Baandh Diya Jaaye To
Uss Rassi Ko Kya Kahenge??
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Student:
Uss Rassi Ko Kahenge,
" NOKIA,
Connecting Peepal".. ;-p ;-)

Sender:khizar Date:22-09-2016
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Papa:
"Sach sach Batao ye 100 ka Note kahan se Aaya??
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Bachha:
"Mujhe Bahar Gali ME para hua mila,
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Aur Agar Yakin nahi ho to bahar ja k Dekh lo,

Ek aadmi Abhi tak Dhoond raha Hai".. ;-p

Sender:qaiser Date:22-09-2016