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Funny Sms

Larkay wale Larki k Ghar gaye Or Pucha:
"Larki kuch karti bhi hai?"

Larki ki Maa:
Haan G ! MaShaALLAH,
5 Rupay me Pooray 1200 SMS karti hai..:D ;-)

Sender:tahir Date:22-06-2016
Funny Sms

Super Insult..:-)

Girl to Boy: Tum kon c Cream use karty ho?

Boy Khush ho k: Koi b to nahi.

Girl: To kar Liya karo! Kaaliye ..;-p

Sender:Zahir Date:20-06-2016
Funny Sms

Ya Allah..!
Meri Ammi Itni Garmi Me
"Taptay Choolhay" K Samny
"Pakoray" Bana Rahi Hen,,,

Plz,

Un ko
"Achy Pakoray Banany Wali Bahoo"
Ata Fermaa..

Aameen

Sender:laraib Date:15-06-2016
Funny Sms

Boss hangs a poster in office
‘I am the boss, dont forget’
He returns from lunch,
finds a slip on his desk,
‘ur wife called, she wants her poster back home..!!’

Sender:rimsha Date:13-06-2016
Funny Sms

Chaandi Ka Ghora,
Sonay Ki Lagaam,,

Msg Parhny Walon Ko Mera Salam..

Pepsi Peeny Walo,,
Sprite Bhi Piya Kero,,

Free K Msg Parhny Walo,,
REPLY Bhi To Kiya Kero...;-)

Sender:tehreem Date:09-06-2016
Funny Sms

Ab To Hum Zero Mettar Bike B Nhi Nikal Sakte
Faraz
.
Mohaly Ki Larkian Kehti Hai Amir Liaquat K Programe Se Laya Hai

Sender:ziyad Date:07-06-2016
Funny Sms

Yeh Jo Hai Na...

Yeh Jo Haath Me Pakra Hai...

Yeh Sirf Msg Receive Karne Ke Liye Nahin Hai...

Iss Se Msg Jaate Bhi Hen...

Aap Try To Karen..:-)

Hahaha...;-p

Sender:nadia Date:03-06-2016
Funny Sms

Colgate se Daant Saaf krne ka,

Pepsodent se Mazboot krne ka,

Babul se Fresh krne ka..

Agar Phir bhi Safed nhi huye to,,
,
.
.
.
Bindas HARPIC Use krne ka..;->

Sender:yaseen Date:01-06-2016
Funny Sms

Khan Sahab Jab Aap Exam dene gaye to
Apne saath Plumber ko Q le gaye?

Pathan:
QK Hum ko Information Mili Thi
k Paper Leak ho gaya hai...;-p

Sender:bilal Date:29-05-2016
Funny Sms

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 Tyres of a Vehicle.
.
If 1 Punctures,
The vehicle can`t Move further..


Moral:
Always Keep a SPARE TYRE...;-p

Sender:bilal Date:27-05-2016
Funny Sms

Zamana Bohat hi kharab
ho gya hai,

Her Sawal ka Ulta Jawab
ho gaya hai,

Na Sms na call na hi koi
Miss call,

Her Banda hi Mobile le
ker Nawab ho Gaya Hai...;-p

Sender:Umair Date:25-05-2016
Funny Sms

Garmi Ny Sab Ka Dimagh Kharab Ker Rakha Hai..

Shuker Hai K
Me Theek Hun..:-)

Meri Taraf Se
Aap Sab Ko

EID Mubarak...;-p

Sender:adeel Date:23-05-2016
Funny Sms

1 Larki Qabar par Bethi Thi...

Wahan se Guzarty Huwy Ek Musafir ne Pucha:
Aap ko Dar nahi Lagta Qabristan se?


us ny Bara Hi Khubsoorat Jawab diya:

"Ander Garmi Thi is Liye Bahir Beth gai"..;-p:)

Sender:yumna Date:20-05-2016
Funny Sms

Sardar's Son Was Filling a Form..!

Son: Papa, Mother Tongue Me Kya Likhun..?

Sardar: Likh De,
Very Long And Uncontrolable?...;-)

Sender:arshiya Date:18-05-2016
Funny Sms

Chor: Tumhare Pass jo kuch bhi hai fata fat de do.

Admi:
Bhai Aisa Mat karo,
Agar Me Khali Hath Ghar gaya to
Meri Bivi Mujhe Kacha Chaba jayegi..

Chor:
Agar Me Khali Hath Pohucha to kiya
Meri Bivi Mujhe Tal k Khayegi ??...;-p:)

Sender:affan Date:16-05-2016
Funny Sms

Hazaron Khuwahishen Aisi
K Her Khuwahish Pe Dam Niklay,,

Germi Itni Shadeed Hai,
Plz Ghar se Kam Kam Niklen..:-)

Happy Germi

Sender:ziyad Date:13-05-2016
Funny Sms

Father: What can U do for my Daughter?

Boy: I would Die for Her

Father: I don't like U.

Boy: Why?

Father: I am looking for Someone
Who would Live for Her,
Not Someone who would Just Die and Leave Her Alone.
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Moral:
ZIADA HERO BANNE SE B BEZATI HO JATI HAI..;-p:)

Sender:yusuf Date:12-05-2016
Funny Sms

Bindas Muskurao Kiya Gham Hai,

Zindgi Me Tension Kis ko Kam Hai,

Yaad Karne Wale To Bahut Hai Aapko,

Dil Se Tang Karne Wale To Sirf Hum Hen..:-)

Sender:darakhshan Date:10-05-2016
Funny Sms

A Light Can Replace Dark..

A Success Can Replace Failure..

A Smile Can Replace Pain..

But Nothing Can Replace YOU..
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WHY?
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.
.
Defected Piece...;-p:)

Sender:tabish Date:06-05-2016
Funny Sms

Teri Dosti Me
Kuch Aisi Baat Hai,

Her Waqt Teri Yaad
Mere Sath Hai,

Dil Chahta Hai
Tum ko
Tum Se Chura Lun
Per,

Ammi Kehti Hen
Chori Kerna
Buri Baat Hai..;-p

Sender:hina Date:29-04-2016
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