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Funny Sms Messages

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Funny Sms

Teri Dosti Me
Kuch Aisi Baat Hai,

Her Waqt Teri Yaad
Mere Sath Hai,

Dil Chahta Hai
Tum ko
Tum Se Chura Lun
Per,

Ammi Kehti Hen
Chori Kerna
Buri Baat Hai..;-p

Sender:hina Date:29-04-2016
Funny Sms

Hum Log Hamesha Pakistan Ko Acha Mulk Nahi Samajhty,
Aur
Hamesha Is ki Buraai Me Lagy Rehty Hen..

Halan K "Pakistan"
Duniya Ka Wo Azeem
aur Wahid Mulk Hai,

Jahan

"Me" Rehta hun...;-p

Taaliyaaaaan..

(,")/
<)( Beth Jayen,
,><, Beth Jayen,
Dusron Ko Bhi
Azeem Insan Dekhny Ka Moqa Den...;-)

Sender:tahoor Date:27-04-2016
Funny Sms

Teri adao pe mein vari vari,
Dial 139 for Railway inquiry…।
2. Naa jeene ki aarzoo, naa marne ka khuaaff
The number you are trying is currently switch off..।

Sender:muzna Date:25-04-2016
Funny Sms

Husband: Aaj Sabzi me Namak thora
zayda lag raha hai.

Wife: Namak Barabar hai.
Sabzi Hi Thori kam thi..;-p

Wife is Always Right..

Sender:ramsha Date:20-04-2016
Funny Sms

If King asks me \”what do u want?
\”Million dollars or a true friend\” !
I will choose,
\”Million dollars\”
Be practical Yaaar !
mil k uraein gy

Sender:ziyad Date:15-04-2016
Funny Sms

Teacher: Pani ka Formula batao?

Pathan: H2MgClNaClHNO3

Teacher: Stupid, Ye kiya hai?

Pathan: Miss, Ye Selaab ka Pani hai..;-p

Sender:adeel Date:15-04-2016
Funny Sms

Mujhko Mulk ki Ghareebi ka

Sahi Ehsaas to Tab hua
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Jab,
Motor Cycle saaf karne ka
Kapra Bhi
Koi
Chura Ker le Gaya..;-p

Sender:hamza Date:13-04-2016
Funny Sms

Kisi ki BeWafai Ka
Kiya Ye Kam Proof Hai,,

Aap Ka Matlooba Number
Dusri Line Per Masroof Hai..;p

Sender:rehan Date:12-04-2016
Funny Sms

KeSe MumKiN Tha KiSi Aur
DocTor Se iLaaJ Karana

Aye DoSt,

IShQ Ka RoG Tha,

MuMMy Ke ChaPPaL Se Hi
AraM AaYa
Uff...:-(

Sender:tabish Date:11-04-2016
Funny Sms

Jo Tum Ko Ho Pasand
Wohi Baat Karen Gy,

Tum Din Ko Agar Raat Kaho
Raat Kahen Gy.

Suraj ko Agar Chand Kaho
Chand Kahen Gy.
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QK,
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Ammi Kehti Hen,
Paglon Se
Behas Nahi Kerni Chahiye...;-p

Sender:saima Date:09-04-2016
Funny Sms

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,
You should Know what you are,

And once You Know what you are,
Mental Hospital is not So Far..;-p

Sender:ghazal Date:08-04-2016
Funny Sms

Classical Insult:

"I Love Your Smile bcoz,,
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My Favorite Colour is "YELLOW"..;-p:)

Sender:tabish Date:07-04-2016
Funny Sms

Kubsoorat Si Aankhen,
Masoom Sa Chehra,
Mithi Si Aawaz,
Piyara Sa Ikhlaaq,
Khush Mizaj Andaz,

Ye To Hui
Meri Baat,,

Aur
Sunao
Kese Ho Aap..;-p

Sender:adeel Date:06-04-2016
Funny Sms

kal Achanak wi-fi ka signal band ho gaya, fir kuchh chhanbin karne par pata chala ki.....
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padosi ne bill nahi bhara. Duniyan me bhi kaise kaise kangal aur Gair Jimmedar logg bhare pade hai.
Pura Din kharab ho gaya yaar.....

Sender:saleem Date:04-04-2016
Funny Sms

Khubsoorat Akhlaaq
Hazaron Musibton
Se
Nijaat Dilata Hai,,

Magar,

Bivi Se Nahi..;-p

Sender:raza Date:04-04-2016
Funny Sms

Mathematics and Women r similar
as
They both are complicated but,

Maths is better since it has Logic at least..;-)

Sender:eshaal Date:01-04-2016
Funny Sms

Ek Lahori Ka Beta Parhaai Me Bilkul Daffor Tha.

Us ny Apny Baap Se Kaha:
Abba, Me ny Agay Nai Parhna,
Meri Shadi Kerwa Do.

Baap:
Puttar Teri Marzi,
Ya Aenj Rul,
Ya O'nj Rul..;-p

Sender:yusuf Date:30-03-2016
Funny Sms

Husband: Mere Seeny Me Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai,
Jaldi Se Ambulance Ke Liye Call Lagao..

Wife: Haan, Lagati Hun,
Apne Mobile/Smartphone Ka Password Batao.

Husband: Rehne Do,
Ab Thora Theek Lag Raha Hai...;-p:)

Sender:ghazal Date:29-03-2016
Funny Sms

Mere Mehboob K Chehray Per Daany Nikal Aye Hen,,

Pehly Hi Wo Chand Tha,

Ab Sitaray Bhi Nikal Aye Hen...;-)

Sender:hira Date:28-03-2016
Funny Sms

Every address in Pakistan ends with

Wahan ja ker kisi se bhi puch lena

Wo bata dega

Sender:moiz Date:26-03-2016
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