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Funny Sms

Raat ko Kitab Meri Mujhe dekhti rahi,
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Neend Mujhe Apni orr khenchti rahi,
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Neend ka Jhonka Mera Mann Moh gaya,
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Aur Aaj Raat phir ye Genius Bina Padhe So gaya..;-p

Sender:zeerak Date:25-08-2016
Funny Sms

"Kaccha Papad Pakka Papad"
To koi bhi bol leta hai.

Ab Ye Try karo..

Ye Line Fast bolke dikhao tho maano

"A Good Cook Could Cook Good"
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Hans kya Rahy ho..
Good Good Cud Cud...;-p

Sender:vicky Date:24-08-2016
Funny Sms

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,



Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,



Agar hamesha muskurana ho to

BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA

Sender:amir Date:23-08-2016
Funny Sms

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

Sender:zia Date:22-08-2016
Funny Sms

Shortest Love Story
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Boy : Suno
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Girl : Haan Bhai
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The End .. ;-)

Sender:rameez Date:22-08-2016
Funny Sms

Single raho to jal jal ke mar jana hai

Relationship main raho to lar lar ke maar jana hai

Sender:zoya Date:20-08-2016
Funny Sms

waiter: ur bill sir.
boy: take my card
waiter: but sir this is student card
boy: tu phir baher kya mazaak me likha hy
”ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"

Sender:rana Date:19-08-2016
Funny Sms

Height Of Thinking
Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ..
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1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.
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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !
If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again
We Have To Study From \’Pre Nursery\

Sender:waleed Date:19-08-2016
Funny Sms

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

Sender:zoya Date:18-08-2016
Funny Sms

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna
Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai

Sender:veena Date:18-08-2016
Funny Sms

ARZ KIYA HAI.
Zara Ghaur farmiye !
haan toh ARZ KIYA HAI..
Yu na kisi k dil se khelo......
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Yu na kisi k dil se khelo...
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Jab Like & comment nahi karna aata
TOH? ? ?
Computer aur Mobile bech
kar Radio lelo..
Ho gayi na ab Be-Izzati..;-)

Sender:muneeb Date:16-08-2016
Funny Sms

A New Element added to PERIODIC TABLE :

Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl

Atomic weight:
Don’t even dare to ask.

Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care,
3. very bitter when mishandled.

Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,
diamond, branded clothes and other
expensive items.

Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.

Occurrence:
1. Mostly found in front of the
mirrors...:-D ;-)

Sender:sameer Date:16-08-2016
Funny Sms

Kabhi Toot K Bikhro To
Mujhy Yaad Ker Lena...

"Dost"

Hum Thora Bohat
Welding Ka Kaam bhi Janty Hen...;-p

(,")/
<)( Switch On ker Choty..

(",)>
<)( ' Ustaad Light Nahi Hai..;-0

Sender:tabish Date:15-08-2016
Funny Sms

ARZ KIYA HAI.
Zara Ghaur farmiye !
haan toh ARZ KIYA HAI..
Yu na kisi k dil se khelo......
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Yu na kisi k dil se khelo...
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Jab Like & comment nahi karna aata
TOH? ? ?
Computer aur Mobile bech
kar Radio lelo..
Ho gayi na ab Be-Izzati..;-)

Sender:rimsha Date:15-08-2016
Funny Sms

Ladkiya nahi Sudharengi..;-p

The ATM Machine Jammed
(stopped working) because of...
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An Intelligent Girl put
Her Hair Pin in the Machine
when Option was to..
"Enter Your PIN"...:-) ;-D

Hahahaha

Sender:basit Date:12-08-2016
Funny Sms

duniya bhar k doctors

ki team ne
research ki
or is nateeje pe pahunche
ki
?

?

?
msg karn nal
jaan ni nikldi, kar lia kro

Sender:bisma Date:12-08-2016
Funny Sms

He : How are u ?
She : F9.

He : What ?
She : Fine.

She: What are u upto?
He : F5.

She : Sorry, what ?
He : Refreshing.

*Blocked*...;-p

Hahahaha

Sender:ramla Date:12-08-2016
Funny Sms

TOP INSULT
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Wife apni saas se:
Aap k betey main hazaron khamiyaan hain.
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Saas:
Haan beta
isi wajah se to usay achi Larki nahi mili πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€

Sender:naveed Date:11-08-2016
Funny Sms

Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car ek lady chalaa rahi thi to
tumhein road se dur chalnaa chaahiye tha.
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Patient:
Kaun sa road?
Main to Garden mein letaa huaa tha.. πŸ™‚ πŸ˜›

Sender:ishrat Date:11-08-2016
Funny Sms

Sardar ki Maa Sardar Se:
β€œUth Ja putr,
Wekh Sooraj Kadon da nikal Aaya Ay..”
Sardar:
β€œTe ki hoya Amma.
O Sonda v te Magrib ton Pellaan a. na πŸ™‚ πŸ˜› πŸ˜€

Sender:rukhsana Date:11-08-2016

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