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Funny Sms Messages

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Funny Sms

Get married not for yourself

But for the future of your children

They are getting late for school

and fees are increasing day by day 😛 😀

Sender:naveed Date:22-07-2016
Funny Sms

Height of Fashion On
New Generation..
A 3 Years Old Baby telling His Mom:

Pamper zara neechay baandhna,
Dashing look aata hai"...;-p


Sender:wadiya Date:20-07-2016
Funny Sms

Dad’s writes on son’s facebook wall:
Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.
Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.

Sender:zaigham Date:19-07-2016
Funny Sms

Sacchi mohabbat laut ker zaror ate hai

Ya toh sorry bolne ya phir

Shadi ka card dene 😛 😉

Sender:pakeeza Date:18-07-2016
Funny Sms

Wife To Husband
Wife : Me Tang Aa Gayi Hun
Roz Ki Kit Kit Se
Mujhe Talaaq Chahiye.
Husband: Ye Lo Choclate Khaao.
Wife( Romantically ):
Mana Rahe Ho Mujhe..?
Husband : Nahi Re Pagli
Maa Kehti Hai Achchha Kaam Karne
Meetha Khaana Chahiye..;-p
Husband Rocked,
Wife Shocked...;-)

Sender:maheen Date:16-07-2016
Funny Sms

Ab To Hum Zero Mettar Bike B Nhi Nikal Sakte
Mohaly Ki Bachian Kehti Hai Amir Liaquat K Programe Se Laya Hai

Sender:afsheen Date:14-07-2016
Funny Sms

Teri Dosti me Diwane ho gaye,

Tujhe apna banate banate Begane ho gaye.

Pukaar le ek baar Piyar se Mere Dost

Bandar ki Aawaz sune Zamane ho gaye...;-)

Sender:zayan Date:13-07-2016
Funny Sms

Aaj Jab Light Gai,
Tab Andaza Hua K,
EID Khatam Ho Gai...;-)

Sender:tabassum Date:12-07-2016
Funny Sms

1 tusi muskrandy v bot O

1 tusi sharmandy v bot O

1 tusi ghabrandy v
bot O

Dil krda a tuwanu"iftari" ty bulawan

Par sunya ay tusi khandy v
bot O
Program Cancel

Sender:Allah ditta chuhan Date:01-07-2016
Funny Sms

Larkay wale Larki k Ghar gaye Or Pucha:
"Larki kuch karti bhi hai?"

Larki ki Maa:
Haan G ! MaShaALLAH,
5 Rupay me Pooray 1200 SMS karti hai..:D ;-)

Sender:tahir Date:22-06-2016
Funny Sms

Super Insult..:-)

Girl to Boy: Tum kon c Cream use karty ho?

Boy Khush ho k: Koi b to nahi.

Girl: To kar Liya karo! Kaaliye ..;-p

Sender:Zahir Date:20-06-2016
Funny Sms

Ya Allah..!
Meri Ammi Itni Garmi Me
"Taptay Choolhay" K Samny
"Pakoray" Bana Rahi Hen,,,


Un ko
"Achy Pakoray Banany Wali Bahoo"
Ata Fermaa..


Sender:laraib Date:15-06-2016
Funny Sms

Boss hangs a poster in office
‘I am the boss, dont forget’
He returns from lunch,
finds a slip on his desk,
‘ur wife called, she wants her poster back home..!!’

Sender:rimsha Date:13-06-2016
Funny Sms

Chaandi Ka Ghora,
Sonay Ki Lagaam,,

Msg Parhny Walon Ko Mera Salam..

Pepsi Peeny Walo,,
Sprite Bhi Piya Kero,,

Free K Msg Parhny Walo,,
REPLY Bhi To Kiya Kero...;-)

Sender:tehreem Date:09-06-2016
Funny Sms

Ab To Hum Zero Mettar Bike B Nhi Nikal Sakte
Mohaly Ki Larkian Kehti Hai Amir Liaquat K Programe Se Laya Hai

Sender:ziyad Date:07-06-2016
Funny Sms

Yeh Jo Hai Na...

Yeh Jo Haath Me Pakra Hai...

Yeh Sirf Msg Receive Karne Ke Liye Nahin Hai...

Iss Se Msg Jaate Bhi Hen...

Aap Try To Karen..:-)


Sender:nadia Date:03-06-2016
Funny Sms

Colgate se Daant Saaf krne ka,

Pepsodent se Mazboot krne ka,

Babul se Fresh krne ka..

Agar Phir bhi Safed nhi huye to,,
Bindas HARPIC Use krne ka..;->

Sender:yaseen Date:01-06-2016
Funny Sms

Khan Sahab Jab Aap Exam dene gaye to
Apne saath Plumber ko Q le gaye?

QK Hum ko Information Mili Thi
k Paper Leak ho gaya hai...;-p

Sender:bilal Date:29-05-2016
Funny Sms

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 Tyres of a Vehicle.
If 1 Punctures,
The vehicle can`t Move further..

Always Keep a SPARE TYRE...;-p

Sender:bilal Date:27-05-2016
Funny Sms

Zamana Bohat hi kharab
ho gya hai,

Her Sawal ka Ulta Jawab
ho gaya hai,

Na Sms na call na hi koi
Miss call,

Her Banda hi Mobile le
ker Nawab ho Gaya Hai...;-p

Sender:Umair Date:25-05-2016