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Girls who marry for money and guys who marry for beauty are equally robbed in the end.

Sender:Kabir Date:04-09-2015
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Kuch Cheezen Khatam Hone Par Bahut Dukh Deti Hai..
Dosti
Pyaar
Vacations
Internet Pack
Last Wala Toh Rula Hi Deta Hai!!

Sender:Maham Date:03-09-2015
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I feel a sense of relief when I see my maid in the morning... that is why she is called "Calm Wali`!
~ Housewife

Sender:Ali Date:02-09-2015
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Dealing with idiots is like soccer.
You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!

Sender:Aiza Date:02-09-2015
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The past of eat is ate;
Th future of ate is weight;
And the most funny part is that people realize it when it's too late!

Sender:faizan Date:31-08-2015
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My neighbors loved the music so much that when I turned it up, they invited the police to listen.

Sender:Shaam Date:27-08-2015
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If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him LOAFER But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy, they call it OFFER. Feel the difference

Sender:Haroon Date:26-08-2015
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I've been married for thirty years and buying diamonds for the same woman - and I'm still in love with her.
If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me !

Sender:Shaam Date:25-08-2015
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Special request to all those who call their partners "My Baby", "My Bachha" etc. etc.
Next Sunday don't forget to give them 2 drops of polio!

Sender:Aslam Date:22-08-2015
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Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

Sender:Anaia Date:21-08-2015
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To all my 40+ (forty plus) friends:
We are unique and the most understanding generation, because we are the last generation who listened to our parents; and also the first which have to listen to their children.
We are not special... but LIMITED EDITION!

Sender:Anaia Date:20-08-2015
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A beautiful girl who was staying in a hotel, puts her finger on hotel manager’s lips…
Manager smiles, kisses and licks each finger one by one.
Girl: Do you like it?
Manager: Oh yeah.
Girl: Now go and tell your boss that there is no tissue paper in the toilet.
The best way to express customer complaint

Sender:Rehan Date:19-08-2015
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Dear Mario,
I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend...you owe me!

Sender:Abdullah Date:18-08-2015
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Santa: I'm going to watch 'Mission Impossible' tonight.
Banta: On cable or at theatre?
Santa: No no, not the film, my wife bought a slim fit jeans and she is going to try it!

Sender:Anum Date:18-08-2015
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The only mistake for which people are congratulated is 'Marriage'!

Sender:Irfan Date:17-08-2015
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Earlier:
Love started with eyes, Grew with gifts, ended with tears.

Now:
Love starts from cellphone, Grows with messages and Ends with - "The number your calling is currently busy please try again later"!

Sender:Asad Date:11-08-2015
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There are two types of People on Facebook.
Lucky: Jinko Crush Ki Request Aati Hai,
Unlucky: Jinko Sirf Candy Crush Ki Request Aati Hai!

Sender:Danish Date:10-08-2015
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Papu went to a hotel.
After eating he went to wash his hands, but started washing the basin.
Manager: What are you doing?
Pappu : You have written here "Wash Basin".

Sender:Danish Date:07-08-2015
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Boss: So tell me young man, on what all occasions have you realized that you have importance in company and company cannot function without you?
Employee: Sir, whenever I asked for a leave.

Sender:Aleem Date:06-08-2015
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There are two type of studies:

1 - hard subjects which Cannot be studied.
2 - easy subject that Doesn't need to be studied

Sender:lee Date:05-08-2015