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Sender:Adham

Date:17-04-2015

I went to a yoga class today and the instructor told me to only do what I felt comfortable doing and then she gave me a yoga mat.
So I took a nap!

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Sender:Taha

Date:16-04-2015

How I use my phone:
40% to use Whatsapp.
35% to use Facebook.
10% to take Photos.
8% to play Games.
5% check the Time.
2% to actually Calls.


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Sender:Ali

Date:15-04-2015

Dedicated to all Women:
Everyday wake up in the morning, look at your wonderful husband and think -
Damn, he is so lucky!

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Sender:Ali

Date:14-04-2015

Heart Melting Lines
If You Are In Tears
Without Any Reason Then..

Then..
Then Somebody Is Peeling Onion Near You….

Don’t Over Imagine…

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Sender:Irfan

Date:13-04-2015

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

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Sender:Ali

Date:10-04-2015

What is the true meaning of Study?
S - Sleeping
T - Talking
U - Unlimited Messaging
D - Dreaming
Y - Yaani ke mast life
SO carry on with your study!

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Sender:Irfan

Date:09-04-2015

Boy: I love you.
Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?
Boy: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!

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Sender:Arif

Date:08-04-2015

Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Life !
Without U Life’s Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Now Go Further
I’ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report :p

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Sender:Ali

Date:07-04-2015

I'm having some vision trouble today. I can't see myself doing anything!

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Sender:Omar

Date:07-04-2015

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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Sender:Omar

Date:06-04-2015

A new study shows that Diarrhoea is hereditary... it runs in your Jeans!

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Sender:Shahzaib

Date:03-04-2015

There are two type of studies:

1. Hard subjects which cannot be studied.
2. Easy subject that doesn't need to be studied!

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Sender:Arif

Date:03-04-2015

When people call you 'Photogenic', they're actually trying to tell you that you look 'Uglier' than your picture!

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Sender:Sarim

Date:02-04-2015

I heard that good looks can kill.
.
.
.
.
So, please don't look at me, I don't wanna see you die!

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Sender:Sarim

Date:02-04-2015

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? He had no-body to go with!

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Sender:Asif

Date:01-04-2015

Man: Doctor sb koyi lambi umar ka tareeqa bato?

Dr: Shadi ker lo.

Man: Kia shadi sae umar lambi ho jaye gi?

Dr: Nahi ye shouq khatam ho jaye ga.

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Sender:Taha

Date:31-03-2015

The hardest part of my diet is watching my friends eat!

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Sender:Saim

Date:30-03-2015

Bunty: Mirrors don't lie.
Pappu: And lucky for you, they don't laugh either!

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Sender:Umer

Date:30-03-2015

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth...
Then it just becomes a Soap Opera!

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Sender:Umer

Date:27-03-2015

Indian players going back on the flight to India.
Air Hostess: Some coffee Sir?
Indian Player: Yes
Air Hostess: Mocha or Latte?
Indian Player: Espresso Hi De Do... Mauka Haath Se Nikal Geya Aur Latte India Mein Khayenge.

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