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Funny Sms Messages

Funny SMS – Smiling takes less effort then frowning. No matter how many hardships you face and how many hurdles you come across, always choose to stay calm and try to rejoice your mood. Funny SMS is such an initiative that helps you smile and laugh. Writing and sharing funny SMS among your friends makes it easier for them to forget their pain and rejoice their moods. You can send funny SMS jokes, funny SMS quotes, funny SMS message, funny SMS stories etc that can rejoice the mood. We want you to keep smiling, for this we have brought you the best collection of Funny SMS. People like to deliver Funny SMS jokes to communicate with the intention of being laughed or fun.

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Funny Sms

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny sms
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.

Sender:neelam Date:03-03-2017
Funny Sms

Wife: "You know Honey,
Jab Tum Nazar Ka Chashma Nahi Lagaty To
Bohat Khubsurat Dikhty Ho.."
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Husband:
"Honey Tum Sach Keh Rahi Ho,
Jab Me Chashma Nahi Lagata To
Tum Bhi Bohat Smart Aur Khubsurat Dhikhti Ho.." ;-) :-D

Sender:ghalib Date:02-03-2017
Funny Sms

Jis Taraf Dekho Aapka Hi Naam Likha Hai..

Wah Wah Wah..

Jis Taraf Dekho Aapka Hi Naam Likha Hai..

Upar Most Wanted,

Neechay Chappal Chor
Aur
5000 Rupay Inaam Likha Hai.. :-D

Sender:eshaal Date:28-02-2017
Funny Sms

Teacher: "Mature" Ko Jumly Me Istemal Kero.??
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Bacha: Kal Hamari Gali Me
Logon Ny Ek Chor Ko Pakra
To Us Ny Kaha:
"Me Chor Nahi Hun.." :-D

Sender:ziyad Date:27-02-2017
Funny Sms

Ek Larky Ko Aladin Ka Chirag Mila..

Us Ny Hukum Diya:
Tamam Larkiyon Ka Dimagh Das Guna Tez Ker Do..
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Jin Muskuraya Aur Bola:
Janab Zero Se Kuch Bhi Multiply Nahi Ho Sakta.. :-)

Sender:afsheen Date:24-02-2017
Funny Sms

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"
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Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on"
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Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

Sender:yumna Date:23-02-2017
Funny Sms

Golden Words..
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Girls Express Their Feelings
With Ghussa And Tears,,
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But..
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Boys Express Their Feelings With
"Sutta & Beers" :-p ;-)

Sender:yusrah Date:22-02-2017
Funny Sms

Neend Nahi Aati Raat ko,,

Chain Nahi Aata Din ko,,

Mene pucha "Rab" se Kya Yhi Pyar hai.?

To "Rab" Bola:
Nahi Beta Garmi me Sabka Yehi Haal hai.. :-)

Germi Is Back.. :-D

Sender:naeem Date:21-02-2017
Funny Sms

Dulhan Ny pny Baap Ko Piyar Kiya
Aur Us K Hath Me Kuch Rakh Diya..
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Baap Ny Khushi Me Elaan Kiya..
"Friends, Aaj Mera Lucky Day Hai,
Aaj Meri Beti Ny Finally
Mera Credit Card Mujhy Wapas Ker Diya Hai..
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Tamam Log Hansny Lagy Aur
Afsos Se Dulhay Ko Dekhny Lagy.. :-)

Sender:Yawar Date:20-02-2017
Funny Sms

Himmat Hai To Is Ko
Jaldi Jaldi English Me Parh Ker Dikhao..
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"My
A My
They My
They They My
A My They na My
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Hahahaha... :-) :-p :-D
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Khulla Nahi Hai Maaf Karo... :-D

Sender:naila Date:17-02-2017
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Bhikhari Doctor Se:
Mere Chehre Ki Plastic Surgery Kar Do Doctor.
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Doctor: Tum to Pehly Hi Khubsoorst Ho.
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Bhikhari: Doctor,
Isi Waja Se Koi Mujhe Ek Paisa Nahi Deta.. :-( :-D

Sender:ghalib Date:16-02-2017
Funny Sms

Maalik: Tujhy Aaye Abhi 2 Din
Hi Huwe Hen Aur Tu Ny 3 Kursiyan Bhi Torr Deen.

Noker: Yara Tum Ny Hi To Kaha Tha K
Tum Ko Ek Taqatwar Noker Chahiye.. :-D

Sender:gulab Date:15-02-2017
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Pakistani Mard Sab se
Ziada Maafi kis se mangte hen ?
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Socho
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Nhi Pata ?
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"FakeeRon Se"
Tum Ny Kiya Socha "Bivi se?"
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Tum bhi apni jaga Theek Hi Ho. :-)

Sender:tahoor Date:13-02-2017
Funny Sms

Ek Dehati Ny Mobile Customer Care Service Me Call Ki..

Dehati: "Re Maari Bhains ne
Sim Kha li aur Bhaag Gai.”
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Customer Care Executive Ghusse Se:
"To Me Kiya Karun.?”
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Dehati Bola:
"Re Baavle, Tu Menu yo Bataa
k Ab Roaming to naa lagegi.?” :-D

Sender:ghalib Date:10-02-2017
Funny Sms

Lab work
Experiment no: 1
Aim: to disturb you.
Apparatus: mobile.
Procedure: 1) missed call. 2) Blank message. 3) Repeat 1& 2.
Result: you are disturbed.
Effect: I am happy.

Sender:ramsha Date:10-02-2017
Funny Sms

CHEMISTRY Teacher:
What happens when Carbon
Monoxide reacts with 2
Molecules Of Iron.?
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Student: COFFEE
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Teacher: HOW ??
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Student: CO 2Fe = COFFEE :-)
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Teacher Shocked Student Rocks. ;-p

Sender:vicky Date:09-02-2017
Funny Sms

Girls love is like a chocolate.
because it’s too sweet. but the taste is short time,
Caution:every chocolate has an expiry date.
But boys love is like wine,no expiry date.
it gives kick to ur body…
that’s boys love…

Sender:hina Date:07-02-2017
Funny Sms

Plz Aap Mirror K Samny Ziyada Aya Karen,
Warna
Mirror Toot Bhi Sakta Hai..

QK

Aap Itny Khubsurat,
Piyare,
Naram Mizaj
Aur Dashing Hen..
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For More Jokes Plz
Recharge 300rs/month
to My Number.. ;-)

Sender:vicky Date:05-02-2017
Funny Sms

Girl To Shopkeeper: Mujhy Calculator Chahiye.

Shopkeeper: "CASIO" ?

Girl: Me Theek Hun Aap Kese Hen.. :-)

Sender:harris Date:02-02-2017
Funny Sms

Jaanty Ho Raat Me
Sab Se Ziyada Ghussa Kab Aata Hai.??

Jab Soty Huwe Koi Aap Ko
Jaga Ker Kahy K
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Chal Beta
Apni Jaga Pe Ja K So,
Light Aa Gai Hai.. ;-)

Sender:umar Date:02-02-2017