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Funny Sms Messages

Funny Sms

99% larkian kabi apni galti nai mantein


Baki 1% galti maan kar adhay ghanty baad

keh dete hai ke galti wese tumhari the :P

Sender:hamza Date:19-10-2017
Funny Sms

Kisi Se Piyar Kerty Ho To

Usko Dua Me Itna Mango

K Wo NEWTON K Saib Ki

Tarha Aap Ki Jholi Me Aa Giray.. :-D

Sender:lubna Date:18-10-2017
Funny Sms

Mom: Beta Derwazy Per Gandy Hathon K Nishan Aap K Hen??

Pappu: No Mom,
Me To Laat Maar Ker Derwaza
Kholta Hun.. :-D

Sender:hina Date:17-10-2017
Funny Sms

I Cried When I Failed
In 2 Subjects,
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But
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I laughed When I Came To
Know My Friend Failed In 5
Subjects... ;-) :-P

Sender:faraz Date:16-10-2017
Funny Sms

Silly Thought.. :-)

"Me Soch Raha Tha K
Agar Daagh Achy Hoty Hen
To

SURF EXCEL Banaya Hi Q Tha.. :-)

Sender:bilawal Date:13-10-2017
Funny Sms

Muhabat ek anokha ehsaas hai



Mery upar wali line buhat bakwas hai

Sender:owais Date:12-10-2017
Funny Sms

Sardar Darakht Pe Ulta Latka Hua Tha..

Pathan: Oye Yara Ye Tum Kiya Kerti??

Sardar: Ary Yaar,
Sir K Dard Ki Goli Khai Hai,
Kahin Pait Me Na Chali jaye.. :-D

Sender:afsheen Date:10-10-2017
Funny Sms

Human brain is the most


outstanding object in world.

It functions 24 hours a day,

365 days a year.

It functions right from the time we are born,

and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Sender:rimsha Date:09-10-2017
Funny Sms

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,Koun Thi Wo?
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

Sender:bilal Date:07-10-2017
Funny Sms

Bengali Boy Proposed A Girl:
Mohabbat Meri Sacchi Hai,,
Ghar Per Roz Bany Macchi Hai..

Bengali Girl Replied:
Udi Baba!
Ami Tomake Bhalo Bashi.. :-D

Sender:yasir Date:06-10-2017
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To My Lovely Best Friends..
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Hazaron Kaam Hen Jo Mujhko Busy Rakhty Hen,,

Magar Tum Log Itny "Namunay" Ho Jo Phir Bhi Yaad Aa Jaty Ho.. :-D

Sender:Wali Date:05-10-2017
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Kabi toot ke bikar jao tu humare pass Chly ana,
Humare ha welding ka kam tasli Bakash kiya jata hai ?? ??

Sender:eshaal Date:04-10-2017
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Class main jab attendance lagti hai to bht acha feel hota hai

Aisa lagta hai jasay university anay ka maksad pura hogya ho :-)

Sender:kinza Date:03-10-2017
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Pathan With Wife Went 2 London,
in the hotel room, Pathan heard his
Wife scream 'Chooha'
.
Pathan Ny Room Service Ko Phone Kiya,
Aur Tooti Phooti English Me Kaha:
Hello Room Service?

Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I help you?

Pathan: You know Tom & Jerry?

Room Service: Yes Sir, I know.

Pathan: Wallah Yara, JERRY is here,
in our Room.. :-D

Sender:khawar Date:02-10-2017
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She: kia kerte ho?
Me: CA
She: waooo !! Chartered Accountant
Me: Nai Pagli !! Complete araam ?? ??

Sender:ramsha Date:29-09-2017
Funny Sms

Aaj Raat 9 Bajay
Me Ny Eh Choti Sa
Program Rakha Hai,
Aap Zaroor Aaiye Ga,
Is Program Me

Chicken Broast,

Cold Drinks,

Pizza,

Burger,

Samosay,

Pakoray,

Chaat,

Dahi Baray,

Aur
Ice Cream Se

Hony Walay
Nuksanat K Baary Me
Bataya Jayega..

Aap Se Khaas Tor Per Shirkat Ki Darkhast Hai.
Ana Mat Bhulye Ga.. ;-)

Sender:tabish Date:28-09-2017
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Aurat:
Doctor Sahab Me Her Waqt Soti Rehti Hun,
Bohat Neend Aati Hai.

Doctor:
Aap Konsa Mobile Use Kerti Hen??

Aurat: Nokia 3310

Doctor: Ek Smart Phone Likh Deta Hun,
WhattsApp, Facebook Install Ker Lo,
Neend Aur Sukoon Sab Ghaarat Ho Jaye Ga.. :-D

Sender:hamza Date:26-09-2017
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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
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"You are so beautiful"

Sender:farzana Date:25-09-2017
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Teacher: Jab mein tumharay jitna tha

Tou mere 100/100 marks aatay thy

Me: Atay hongay sir, Apko koi

Acha teacher perhata hoga

Sender:ramsha Date:23-09-2017
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Sardar:
Me E-Mail Bana Raha Hun,
SarDar, SardarG, Sardar123,
SardarABC..
Magar Koi Bhi Nahi Mil Raha.. :-(

Dost:
Tum "Aqalmand Sardar" K
Naam Se Banao,
100% Mile Ga.. :-D

Sender:ubaid Date:22-09-2017

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