Soldier to Major

Soldier to Major: Sir mujhe ghar jana he 8 din ki chuti chahiye. Major: Agar tum dushman ka aik tank pakar kr le aao to chuti mil jaye gi. Soldier: Sir, main tank pakar k lay aya hoon, wo bahir khara he... Major: Hairat say... wo kaise? Soldier: Sir, jab dushman k soldiers ko chuti chahiye hoti he to wo bhi hum se tank udhar mang kr le jatay hain....!

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