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Very few beings on this planet are as lazy as
students. It doesn't matter what age - if you're still in school,
there's a very decent chance that you will do anything you can to avoid
exerting physical effort. If you need proof, check out these responses
one teacher got when he polled some students about the laziest thing
they've ever done.
1- Called the restaurant to send the waiter back to my table.
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2- I have a dog and a cat, and I HATE sleeping with the door open.
Sometimes dog wants to sleep in the bedroom, sometimes dog wants to
sleep outside the bedroom. But he never decides until I'm comfy in bed.
Solution? Keep a laser pointer on my nightstand. Once dog decides where
he's sleeping, I'll shine the laser pointer on the door so that my cat
paws it closed. It has now become a routine that my cat will wait by the
door for the laser before laying down.
3- I downloaded a movie instead of going upstairs to grab the DVD.
4- Drove to class. Escalators up to third floor classroom were broken.
Went home.
5- I tried to skip to the good part of a 33 second Youtube video.
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6- TV remote was ~2 feet out of reach, so I downloaded the remote
control app instead.
7- I once watched 2 hours of antique roadshow because the cat jumped up
in front of the tv sensor as I was flicking through channels and fell
asleep.
8- Used to have one of those 'clap on, clap off' lights in my room. I
hated clapping so I just made an audio recording of me clapping and
mapped it to one of the programmable keys on my keyboard.
9- I always heat things in the microwave for 1:11 or 2:22 because I'm
too lazy to move my fingers to the 0 before I hit start.
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10- Eating my food directly from the pot to eliminate dishes. I hate
washing dishes.
11- Spent a half hour searching for a torrent to download a textbook
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12- Washed bed sheets. Didn't put the sheets on till 2 months later.
13- I had bbq sauce on my cheek at a restaurant. Rather than get up to
grab a napkin, I used a piece of bread to wipe it off and then ate it.
That's also the fattest thing I've done. |