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Sender:Farhan
Date:
21-05-2012
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Height Of Thinking
Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ..
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1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.
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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !
If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again
We Have To Study From \’Pre Nursery\’ |
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Sender:Muhammad Ijaz siddiqui
Date:
19-05-2012
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Huppy Choty Mother day.
Salam us ko jo her waqt ap k pas ha ap ki her bat shair hoty ha sub se zaida us ka sath waqt guzarta ha. Aur akhir MAA bhi us se jaliesy mehsoos kerty ha
aur kehty ha
RAAT NOO CHUD DE IS MAA DA PECHA.
us choty maa ko salam |
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Sender:Rimsha
Date:
17-05-2012
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When a Guy does Something Wrong...
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
When a Girl does Something Wrong...
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/ |
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Sender:Hadia
Date:
14-05-2012
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Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.
Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena
Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ?
BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena |
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Sender:Hamza
Date:
11-05-2012
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Waiter:
Ur bill sir.
Boy:
Take my card
Waiter:
But sir this is student card
Boy:
Tu phir baher kya mazaak me likha hy
”ALL CARDS ACCEPTED |
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Sender:Fiza
Date:
05-05-2012
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Waldain Se Barh K Is Dunya Main Kuch Nahi Hai
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Jaldi Se Shadi Kr K Waldain Bn Jao
"*Rishta Wohi
Soch Nayi*" |
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Sender:Muhammad Ejaz siddiqui
Date:
04-05-2012
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English boy: My grandfather died at the age of 96 years but he never used glasses'
Sardar; I know some people drink water directly from Tooti |
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Sender:Faizan
Date:
03-05-2012
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It's funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered |
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Sender:faizan
Date:
03-05-2012
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Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?"
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi. |
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Sender:Muhammad Ejaz siddiqui
Date:
03-05-2012
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rich son to father:
Dad garmi lag rahi ha.
dad.bata Ac lagwa data ho.
middle man son to father.
abu garmi lag rahi ha.
abu. ja bata Tend karwa ker a... |
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Sender:Muhammad Ejaz siddiqui
Date:
28-04-2012
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JADEED AQWAL ZAREEN kisi ka ghar jana se pehlay bijli k timing maloom kar lain.
waqt ki pabandi
wAPDA SE SEKHAIN.
Acha guest wo ha jo hand fan sath laye.
friendship se pehlay maloom ker lain us ka ghar genrator ya UPS ha.
acha dost wo jo amergency light gift kray, |
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Sender:Muhammad Ejaz siddiqui
Date:
28-04-2012
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sardar jee ap kitnay behan bhai ho.
sardar jee. 8
ap ka numbar konsa ha.
Zong ka. |
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Sender:Rida
Date:
25-04-2012
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Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA |
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Sender:Hadia
Date:
25-04-2012
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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,
ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p |
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Sender:Sidra
Date:
25-04-2012
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Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?"
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi. |
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Sender:Noman
Date:
25-04-2012
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It's funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered |
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Sender:Muhammad Ejaz siddiqui
Date:
20-04-2012
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A man enterd in a shoes showroom and cried.
Bary garauntey datay ho 2 din nahi nikalay.
saleman kaya huiha sir.
man reply
CHUKI GyE A.
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Sender:Muhammad Ejaz siddiqui
Date:
20-04-2012
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kisi buzarg se kisi ne popcha.
AP HUMASHA NEECHA KiUN BATHTAY HAIN
Buzarg ne jawab deya,
neechay bathnay wala kabhi girta nahi. |
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Sender:Sulman Khan
Date:
16-04-2012
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Biwi Shohar Se
"Tum Shaadi k Baad
Badal Gaye Ho !"
Shohar:
"Mene Tumhei'n Pehly
Hi Bata Dia Tha k
Mujhy Shaadi Shuda
Larkio'n Main Koi
Dil-chaspi Nahi
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Sender:Muhammad Ejaz siddiqui
Date:
14-04-2012
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Son to father.
papa kiya hum jahaz k zaria Allah k pass ja saktay hain.
Father, ager ap ki mama car drive krain to hum car k zaray bhi ja saktay hain, |
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