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Sender:Rida
Date:
08-05-2012
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Want To Be 1st In Your Class..??
Here Are Some TIPS :
> Wake Up Everyday At 5 Am.... :O
> Drink Tea Or Coffe....:O
> Go To Your Class At 6 Am.... :O
And
Nobody Will Be There In Your Class..!! ;)
So, You Are 1st In Class..!! :P
Think Different !! |
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Sender:daniyal
Date:
25-04-2012
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To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam. |
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Sender:Fauzia
Date:
25-04-2012
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eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !! |
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Sender:Naureen
Date:
25-04-2012
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WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy? |
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| Exams SMS |
Sender:Nabeel
Date:
25-04-2012
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Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?
Because It Means.
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E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings... ;-> |
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| Exams SMS |
Sender:Idrees
Date:
25-04-2012
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Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!" |
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| Exams SMS |
Sender:fatima
Date:
25-04-2012
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"Brain is the most outstanding organ it works for 24 Hours 365 days right from the time of birth but stops only when we enter th Exam Hall...
Dhoke-Baaz:-D |
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Sender:Faheem
Date:
25-04-2012
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Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain.
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Akhir kab tak ho ga ye zulm ?
Ab humain aisy papers chahien.
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Total marks.50
Choose the best
MCQ’s,
1.Tery mast mast_____ nain.
(3,5,2)
2.______badnaam hoi darling tery ley.
muni,kaki,bachi
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3.Maa ka laadla ______gaya.
sudhar,bigr,ujar
4.Aj_____jorra pa
Saadi farmaish ty.
(Kala,Laal,Peela)
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5.Tum_____aye.
Pass,ghar,yaad
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New pattern Farwad to all teachers. |
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| Exams SMS |
Sender:Maheen
Date:
25-04-2012
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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL! |
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| Exams SMS |
Sender:Umer
Date:
24-04-2012
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Relations are not examination to "pass" or "Fail" not to compitation to "win" or "Lose" its feelings in wich you carefor some one more than yourself. |
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Sender:Umer Malik
Date:
24-04-2012
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Q:Wo konsi ek baat hai jo hazaroon saal pehle bhi students kehte the,aj bhi kehte hain or qayamat tak kahengay ?
A:"buss kal se parhai start karunga'':-D |
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| Exams SMS |
Sender:khalidhussain
Date:
24-04-2012
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Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain
Akhir kab tak ho ga ye zulm
Ab humain aisy papers chahien
Total marks50
Choose the best
MCQ’s,
1Tery mast mast_____ nain
(3,5,2)
2______badnaam hoi darling tery ley
muni,kaki,bachi
3Maa ka laadla ______gaya
sudhar,bigr,ujar
4Aj_____jorra pa
Saadi farmaish ty
(Kala,Laal,Peela)
5Tum_____aye
Pass,ghar,yaad
New pattern Farwad to all teachers |
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| Exams SMS |
Sender:komal
Date:
24-04-2012
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2 Friends Exam k baad
1st:
Ye paper konsa tha?
2nd:
Maths ka
1st:
Matlab tu paper ke k aya hai.
2nd:
Nai yar sath wali larki pas Calculator dekha tha. |
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| Exams SMS |
Sender:Umer Malik
Date:
24-04-2012
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Ek Muddat Se Mere Haal Se Begana Hai,
Jane Zalim Ne Kis Baat Ka Bura Mana Hai,
Mein Jo Ziddi Hoon Tu Wo Bhi Hai Ana Ka Qaidi,
Mere Kehne Per Kahan Us Ne Chale Aa Na Hai |
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| Exams SMS |
Sender:shahzad sarwar
Date:
06-02-2012
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Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail! :D |
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| Exams SMS |
Sender:Umair
Date:
01-11-2011
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Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail! :D |
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| Exams SMS |
Sender:basid
Date:
01-11-2011
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To b A "Gud ProfesionaL" aLways Start to study Late for "Exams" Bcoz, it Teaches how 2 Manage "Time" & TackLe "Emergencies"! Think Different |
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Sender:basid
Date:
01-11-2011
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koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi, Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi, Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza, to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
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| Exams SMS |
Sender:Farman
Date:
01-11-2011
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Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
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Sender:rohaan
Date:
01-11-2011
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Side effect of excess study :p A Guy Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called; He Asked Waiter, "Syllabus Lana Zara":-P
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